Jokes that just need to DIE ALREADY

I like how a bunch of people are like “Duh, they eat cat meat in china sometimes, so you’re WRONG.” Nice job, Einstein. Yes, I know sometimes they eat cat meat in China and dog meat in Korea and it is literally only your cultural assumptions that make you think it’s wrong. Lambs are pretty goddamn cute and we eat them all the time here. My POINT was, that Chinese restaurants here in the West are not using cat food so cram your stupid racist juvenile jokes.

“Is it rape month again?” Can definitely go away. Cause as long as men and women are getting raped every month, it can damn well be rape month.

I am so fucking tired of Chuck Norris jokes. I am glad they are finally going away.

I knew Dawn. I saw when she walked up to the guy in the bar wearing a shirt that said that and cussed him out good. I watched her leave the bar with him.

Needs more cowbell

Making depraved, drooling perv Dopers think about sex? Now there’s a challenge!

no need to be redundant

I’ve never heard of any of these.

Add me to the “Enough with the @#$% Princess Bride lines, already!” camp.

Hated the movie. Well, both times I tried to watch it, I fell asleep because it was so dull. So the fact that my nerd tribe has embraced it and won’t #$%^ shut up quoting the lines just makes it worse. :stuck_out_tongue:

I feel the same way about Monty Python lines, but at least they were funny the first time.

like this

Repeated!

[ul]
[li]LOLcats - I spellz like I haz a head trauma[/li][li]Grumpy Cat - never even mildly amusing[/li][li]Jokes about how manly beards are[/li][li]Men are morons and need to be treated like babies and can’t fend for themselves[/li][li]Women are only here to take care of men (weird how the male and female versions of these jokes basically mesh together)[/li][li]My kid could do that! - whenever referencing any are item that doesn’t look exactly like what it is supposed to represent with photorealism[/li][li]Rap isn’t music it’s just noise! - Isn’t that what your parents said about your music?[/li][/ul]

Yep. Especially as the Directors cut is not bad at all.

Joke that most has to die? From a man “Oh, I like to sleep with women too, that means i must be a lesbian!”:rolleyes:

This also includes quotes from Blazing Saddles. :stuck_out_tongue:

Hold it! Next man makes a joke from that film, the nigger gets it!

Yes, indeed. When it comes to annoying, repetitive, no-longer-funny, out-of-context, you-think-you’re-cute-but-you’re-not drivel, those movies are certainly the Unholy Trinity.

Yes. It has passed on! This joke is no more! The humor has ceased to be! :stuck_out_tongue:

And a couple of Crackers will also get it!

No quoting, men. He’s crazy enough he might just do it!

Sorta like Saturday Night Live? :stuck_out_tongue:

Graham? Or saltine?

“Yeah, and he could probably say something more original than that old cliché!” - MAD Magazine

More like Saturday Night DEAD, amirite? :wink:

Complaining about how in-jokes are unfunny is pointless. People don’t tell them because they are funny - almost by definition, they are not, as the ‘humour’ value derives from the fact that the audience has already heard them many times. People tell them in order to assert a sort of comradeship, to signal that they are part of the in-group, to pass the time, etc.

Almost every human group does this, it seems to be a universal behaviour, and complaining about it is not unlike Canute compaining about the tides. :wink: