Someone here thinks they were clever, funny, and witty. They were half right.
Not all hair is on your head, Nava!
Also, I believe your plane should ‘crash’ to make the joke work.
I’ve got one:
“A plane lands on a swamp.”
That one might take a while to sink in.
Yeah but if the rug matches the drapes she’s the six and if the rug is missing the geometry is wrong.
And yes the plane crashes. :smack: Must have… dunnow, not coffee, coffee isn’t good to me…
OK, sure, whatever.
No, but I read the rest of the thread. Hardeharhar.
No soap, Regards,
Shodan
Did I mention the Panama Canal’s sex in the joke? The Panama Canal is gender neutral.
No, it’s a masculine noun.
El Canal de Panamá conecta el Pacífico con el Atlántico.
It took me a minute, but then I recalled what Aaron Neville looks like. Good one. 
Don’t quit your day job.
Regards,
Shodan
Of course not; why would I even contemplate retirement?
Be that as it may, your posts in here have been insulting, whether you intend them to be or not. Let’s try not to insult posters and then keep going on and on about it which you were/are doing a little here.
That being said, to everyone: Let’s quit the sniping at each other and take grievances to the Pit beyond this post.
Most men get it; most women don’t:
A man is boarding a plane, and as he is about to take his seat, he notices the man seated next to him has a black eye. The man boarding also happens to have a black eye.
The man boarding says, “What a coincidence – We both have black eyes.” The seated man explains the he got his earlier at the ticket counter, from a slip of the tongue. He wanted a ticket to Pittsburgh, but was staring at the clerk’s chest, and said, “I need a picket to tits burgh.” A simple slip of the tongue (and some staring), but she punched him… BAM… black eye.
The man boarding says, "Amazing! Mine was from a simple slip of the tongue, too! I was at breakfast with my wife this morning, and I meant to say, ‘Honey, could you please pass the Wheaties?’
“But instead, I said, ‘You fucking bitch; you ruined my life!’ BAM… she socked me. Simple slip of the tongue.”
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Wait for it…
My favorite so far.
Just in case:
[spoiler]What do I have if I have a deer with no eyes?
I got no-eye deer!
What do I have if I shoot the deer?
Still no-eye deer![/spoiler]
One I heard on XM’s comedy channel the other day.
[INDENT]I stopped at a gas station to fill my tires, and I noticed it cost 75¢! I remember when air was free! I went to the guy at the counter and asked why it cost so much.
He said “Inflation.”[/INDENT]
I’m sorry. 
I was being polite. 
Ugh, so I was reading some clickbait listicle at the Reader’s Digest website, and thought of this thread when I saw this joke on the page (for some reason, it has nothing to do with what I was reading):
You know what nobody ever talks about?
You know what else nobody ever talks about? How drunk Carl Sandburg had to be before he could paean his city.