Why is ETC equipment so popular?
Because everything they release is open Source4.
I will be extremely surprised if anyone gets that.
This is sad, but my only contribution is from The Simpsons:
One of my favorite Mark Twain quotes (from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court, surprisingly):
“Once the literary German dives into a sentences, that’s the last you see of him until he emerges from the other side of the Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.”
One for the Latinists, courtesy of Flann O’Brien.
Quid dixit Vergilius?
“Exegi monumentum aere per Aeneas.”
Cracks me up every time, that one.
Ahhh, theatre humor. The only problem is I’m working in a theatre that has all ETC equipment and a few Source4’s and I still have no idea what you’re talking about. :smack:
I’m so embarrassed I can’t even remember the joke I was going to post.
And the classic followup:
The Zen Master gives a twenty to the vendor.
Zen Master: Where is my change?
Vendor: Change comes from within.
I can’t believe no one has yet offered up this oldie but goodie: Why did the chicken cross the moebius strip?
To get to the same side.
Bwahahaha!
That’s the ONLY one of these jokes that made me laugh out loud. Well done!
I’m feeling incredibly average…
sigh
We have a call in home work help show every week night here on GT campus and one night someone called in while a girl named Holly was on the show. She gets all kinds of cat calls from the guys in the dorm. Not because she’s hot, but because they can.
In any case, one day a guy calls in and asks her to solve “Beta u pi times the antiderivative of e to the x.”
Oh yes and “Semper Ubi Sub Ubi” a latin oldie.
Good going ianzin. You made me laugh with that one.
How does a Frenchman express his hunger in two letters?
Ga.
Good luck trying to get it. Of course, you have to know a little French…
I told this joke to my not so smart step sister. She replied, “Is Descartes a dancer or something?” I just looked at her and thought to myself…OUCH…
As for somewhat off jokes… How can you tell you are kissing a French Horn player?
They stick their hand up your butt.
I used to play french horn and the version I heard was “Why do women love french horn players?”
“They know just how to hold the woman.”
The other day, I logged out of cyberspace, walked outside, and got hit by a truck. Luckily, I was in a doubly-nested login loop.
Almost every time I tell these I have to explain them, be forewarned they are ** really **bad.
Three guys walk into a bar and the fourth one ducked.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
and
A termite walks into a bar and says “hey, is the bar tender here?”
Feel free to groan loudly and hurl heavy objects in my general direction
The following is the ONLY joke my wife tells
Q-Why did DeGaulle get the Nobel Peace Prize?
A-Because France is the only Arab country not at war.
I got all three amd promptly forgot my own! :smack:
Damn, this desk is HEAVY… thunk!
Oh, yeah!..
Three guys were in a car and, of course, it broke down in the middle of nowhere. One guy was an Electrical Enginer, so he checked out all the wires and sparkplugs, to no avail. The second guy, the one with the degree in Chemics, had a look at the gas, oil and transmission fluid. He struck out too. The third guy? Well, he worked at Microsoft.
He just closed all the windows and opened them again!
- Baby seal walks into a club…
- Q: What’s the difference between a dead accordionist in the road and a dead snake in the road?
A: The snake was probably on his way to a gig.
