Two spiral galaxies go into a bar. One of them goes and orders two beers.
“You can have a beer, but I’m not serving your friend,” says the bartender.
“Why not?” asks the galaxy.
“He’s barred,” says the bartender.
A white cat, a grey cat and a black cat are all sitting at the peak of an inclined rough roof of uniform composition. At time t=0 all three cats begin to slide under the influence of gravity. Which cat will fall off last? – The one with the highest mu
What is infinity times i? – 8
A polar bear is a rectangular bear that has undergone a coordinate transform.
And two limericks which the reasonably advanced mathematician can verify:
Integral t squared dt
From 1 to the cube root of 3
All times the cosine
Of (three pi upon nine)
Equals log of the cube root of e
If (one plus x) (v. close to 1)
Be raised to the power of one
over x, you will find
This neat value defined:
2.718281…
Oh, and I’m getting nearly all of these. That must make me the saddest bunny in Christendom.
I forgot the joke I was going to post because I was laughing so hard. But here’s a funny insult I heard once and never forgot:
“That guy is so dense that light bends around him.”
I used it once, and only a few people in the room got it. I didn’t think it was that intellectual, but shrug
written out, it looks like “buttsex”, more or less. I saw a pic taken from a video of one of those local-access college programs where you call in your homework problems and the tutor works them on tv. Someone called in and got her to write this problem on the board and start to work it.
I bet someone here could help me find a joke that I’ve forgotten. What’s the joke to the punchline, “That would be like putting Descartes before the horse.” I heard it when I was a kid, forgot the lead-in, and it’s bothered me for years!
