A Russian Communist named Rudolf Romanov was driving through the countryside road with his wife, when he saw that the sky looked overcast. He said, “It’s definitely about to rain.”
His wife said, “No, it isn’t. It’s just a few isolated clouds.”
“No,” he said. “It’s going to rain, for sure.”
“But the weather reports say it will be sunny,” she told him."
“Trust me,” he said. “Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear.”