Jokes you fall for every time

[E.Thorp]

@Blaster Master

I actually once got someone to pull out a dictionary and look it up once.

Only once? Amateur.

[enigm4tic]

hey, one time, gullible actually WAS written on the ceiling, it took me several minutes to convince my friend to actually look at it though.

[Cervaise]

@Blaster Master

I actually once got someone to pull out a dictionary and look it up once.

If someone tries to pull it on you, this is how you’re supposed to react. Then, looking at the dictionary, you say, “Huh! You’re right! It’s not there!” and see if you can get them to bite on that.

[Malacandra]

I persuaded my team leader at work once that if you say “gullible” repeatedly it sounds like “elephant”.

[Princhester]

@Blaster Master

On edit: I forgot about Chinese handcuffs… it works almost every time. Ask someone to thread their fingers, and then put one hand on top of the pointer fingers and the other below their pinkies and squeeze hard… it HURTS!

Assaulting people! So much fun.

[Hampshire]

Co-worker: Oh it’s snowing outside! Isn’t it pretty.

Me: Yeah, it’s nice. But where I grew up we had snew.

Co-worker: What’s snew?

Me: Not much. What’s new with you?

[FordPrefect]

@Princhester

Assaulting people! So much fun.

Hyperbole! So much fun!

[Annie-Xmas]

Today is national hearing day.

What?

I said TODAY IS NATIONAL HEARING DAY?

WHAT?

I SAID…

Lather,rinse, repeat

[Infinite_Levels]

This cartoon is perfect for your topic.