“What do you call a black man flying a plane?”
“oh, I dunno. what?”
"A PILOT YOU RACIST! AHAHAHAAIDUAA SNORT
I should see this punchline coming. I’ve heard he joke fifty times. Nonetheless, I fall for it Every. Single. Time. Anybody else out there as much of a sucker as me?
“Hey, do you like seafood?”
I know a guy who falls for the “what’s that, there, on your shirt?” every time.
How many henways can you get in an elevator?
damit…I came here to say that… :smack:
That would be me.
Seriously, folks have played it on me over and over in the same night.
I’m not sure if I’m just slow, my friends are jerks, or perhaps a little of both.
When someone asks you to pull their finger… don’t.
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What’s a henway?
(Somebody’s gotta’ be the straightman!)
I don’t know, but it just crossed the street and is headed our way!
I generally do, just to get it over with. If I refuse, they might start wheedling and drawing attention. So I pull and turn away simultaneously, leaving them standing there alone so the embarrassment is on them.
I just got back from hunting rabbits. I took a 12-bore shotgun and a potfor.
Well I for one am certainly heartened to hear you took a potfor. I hate it when people go hunting for rabbits and don’t take one of those, don’t you?
What’s the capital of Thailand?
Did you know the word ‘gullible’ has been removed from the dictionary?
-Well, I fell for it more than once, anyway - the first time I came out with the expected astonished “Really?!?”. The second time, some years later, I replied “Yeah, I remember hearing about that…” :smack:
I remember the first time someone tried that one on me. I did not fall for it, because I was sewing. Meaning, I was concentrating on my stitches, and replied, “Mm-hm…” while I thought it over. If I’d replied right away, I probably would have said “Really?!” as well, but I had to process it first. 
My purse is camo print
Right after I got it, I would go up to people who had the same dumb sense of humor as me and be like, “oh no! where did my purse go? I can’t see it!”
and yet, every time I pick my purse up and my dad says, “where’s your purse?” I go, “um… right here? it’s on my shoulder. look, dad, it’s RIGHT HERE.”
… becuase I’m not very smart.
Does your face hurt?
Reminds me of a friend of mine who used to fall for the “Did you know that if your hand is bigger then your face, you will get cancer? (or insert disease de jour)” bit.
Always great fun if you’re into very juvenile humor. I of course, am not and would never have done such a thing to anyone. You believe me…right? RIGHT??
I actually once got someone to pull out a dictionary and look it up once.
A similar one I’ve used “Look, someone wrote gullible on the ceiling!” I once got the same person twice within ten minutes with that one.
Another one of my favorites requires set up. If someone starts complaining about a bad headache or another pain, I tell them to put their foot out. I then make a big exaggerated motion out of preparing to stomp on their foot. I think only once I had to step on someone’s foot because they didn’t catch themselves.
There’s always the childish ones like "Hey, can you spell “I cup” or “point to your head and say Mike Tyson’s initials” or writing down, and asking someone to say out loud “I’m sofa king we Todd did.”
On edit: I forgot about Chinese handcuffs… it works almost every time. Ask someone to thread their fingers, and then put one hand on top of the pointer fingers and the other below their pinkies and squeeze hard… it HURTS!
The gullible joke gets used in my house/car all the time – I live with 3 blonds. Trust me, there is a reason those jokes are out there!
For me, sadly, it is the “your shoe is untied” joke. Not everytime, but honestly, as long as the person doing the joke points to my feet, I will fall for it. The real reason being that part of my dyslexia is aural – it takes a while for things to process in my brain sometimes and if there is more than one stimulus (such as someone pointing and saying something) I will look first, out of habit. My brain registers visual input better/faster than aural. Of course, my family delights in this to no end. Luckily, I do have a sense of humour about my dyslexia and don’t get pissy about it.