Well, since my name was mentioned in the OP, I guess I need to at least add a little something.
Racial jokes usually offend me. With that said…
Q: What do you call black in a barn?
A: Anitque farm equipment.
Hmm. If we’re giving out titles for “Most Tasteless,” I say this one gets. I don’t know if I should congratulate BlackKnight or say he ought to be ashamed of himself! :p:
OK, I have no jokes that I’m willing ADD, but I just want to say how proud as punch I am that no one has come into this thread and had a hissy-fit . . .
What’s the only thing funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
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What’s the difference between a black baby and a white baby?
15 minutes in the microwave.
What is the differance between a woman and a urinal - A urinal doesn’t follow you around when you’ve used it.
I remember my high school band director devoted an entire class period to sharing dead baby and grosser than gross jokes once…our parents were not too pleased…hehe.
Anyway, my horrific contribution:
If a white baby with wings is called an angel, what do you call a black baby with wings?
A bat.
runs
In the same vein as Eyke…
What do you call a paraplegic under a car?
Jack
Oh yeah…
What do you call a female with only only a right arm and a right leg?
Eileen
What’s grosser than gross?
Two vampires fighting over a used tampon…
Here is one I was told in second grade. I thought it was HILARIOUS back then, not because of the punchline, but just the idea of a parrot in church…I was only seven. I CRINGE now when I think of it, but here goes nothing: (note: this is going to be a butchered quite a bit, as I haven’t heard it in 14 years…
A boy won a parrot at a country fair, playing a game. The object was to throw a ball and hit the black spot on the board. The carnie would shout out, “Hit the black spot and win a prize!”
Well, the parrot would repeat EVERYTHING he heard. But the boy loved it, and took it to church with him the next day. The parrot kept repeating everything the priest said, and the priest finally got so pissed he threw the Bible at the parrot. Only the parrot ducked and it hit a black man.
The parrot then cried, “Hit the black spot and win a prize, win a prize, awk!”
yes, it’s bad…but when you’re seven the idea of priests throwing Bibles around during Mass is amusing
What’s the difference between a black man and a tire? Tires don’t sing when you put chains on them.
And what do you call this woman if she’s Chinese?
Irene.
Continuing the same vein as Eyke…
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Q: What do you call two paraplegics next to the window?
A: Curt ‘n’ Rod
And ripping apart both halves of my heritage…
Q: What do you get when you cross a jew with a gypsy?
A: A chain of empty stores.
(No wonder I grew up like this 
.)
Q: How do you make a dog stop humping you leg?
A: Give him a blowjob.
Awww, wonderful racial jokes…
First of all I would like to say that I have nothing against black people. I think everyone should own two or three of them.
A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, “Wow, where did you get that?”
The parrot replies, “Africa! There’s hundreds of 'em!!”
Ok, this is horribly dated, racist AND gross!
A black guy is walking down the street and finds a lamp, rubs it and a Genie comes out and grants him 3 wishes.
He says: “I wanna be white, uptight, and outta sight!”
So the Genie turned him into a tampon
A wealthy markedly obese matron is walking her poodle down the street. A very thin emaciated homeless man catches her attention and said: Mam, I haven’t eaten for a whole week. She replied: I certainly admire your willpower!
(Like the Special Olympics joke…)
What’s better than winning the Wheelchair Olympics?
Being able to walk.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You fuck her.
(To go along with all the baby jokes…)
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
An erection.
Q - Do you know what the best part about showering with a 12-year-old is?
A - If you slick her hair back, she looks like she’s 10.
My nasty contribution:
What’s the problem with eating a clean, hairless pussy?
Putting the diaper back on when you’re finished.
Q: How do you get a (Your favorite Ethnic here) girl pregnant?
A: Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.