My only knowledge about this has come from and through the Dope. Has he done any denying?
I am the cheapest mofo in the tri-state area, and I would donate to that. And not for the reasons I outlined above. As long as there was a way to make sure that asshole couldn’t get his hands on it.
I don’t think he had time. The news he screwed up again included the email and credit card confirmation.
Membership? Why?
He fully admitted to it and apologized for his hypocrisy .
Or they didn’t and he regrets it now.
He was stupid enough to pay close to a grand for a “guaranteed affair” on Ashley Madison; he’s probably stupid enough to pay for free porn.
Betcha he has a Tindr account, too.
Uber too, probably.
What?
Has Jesus been reached for comment yet?
Yeah, guys I know, they wouldn’t invest a lot of time thinking about that. Maybe some.
It was all those womens’ fault! Somehow.
It turns out having affairs is what he meant by “love thy neighbor as thyself”
Dude hasn’t been caught committing bestiality.
Yet.
Yes, and he said “Josh who?”
At last notice, firefighters and rescue workers were still laboring round-the-clock to extricate his head from his colon.
“It doesn’t look good,” said one EMT on condition of anonymity.
“What, I gotta go next door and jerk him off too?”
- the late lamented Rodney Dangerfield
Turns out he also had a secret facebook page where he friended strippers and lingerie models.
This is all the fault of internet porn too, I’m sure.
Checks list
All he has left is gay and drugs/alcohol.
Bestiality as well.
calls bookie
I’d take that bet. I don’t think he’s ever been with another man, and I’m inclined to think he’s sincere about abstaining from drugs and booze.