Mine has letters and numbers on the plate…
The Niece’s version of “Twinkle, twinkle, little star” includes some curious pronunciations. The Proud Daddy asked me to pay special attention so I’d be able to translate it for him. Sometimes I wonder whether he thinks The Intertubes is good only for pirating Dora videos.
sari if you were a good doggy mommy you would help him arrange the dirty laundry into a comfy bed. 
It’s snowing in Memphis.
Thank goodness for a warm home!
First off, let me say that just reading the words “naked” and “Penn Jillette” in the same sentence made me feel all oogy. :eek: I’m pretty sure his attitude has a lot to do with my dislike of him, for all that he’s talented.
Second - **Apes **- I really enjoyed my time in the Navy. Granted, I was single most of the time, so I didn’t have to deal with relocating a family… then again, if you were an Army brat, you’d have that part down pat!
Third, it snowed here overnight. Not a lot, but enough that I saw distinct areas of white on the lawn. It’s raining now, but it’s cold enough that the snow still isn’t melting. Anyway, it was a surprise - last I saw of the weather forecast, we were well south of the snow band. Meteorologist - FAIL!
So, Happy Wednesday! I’ve got a load of sheets in the washer and when I finish breakfast, I’ll run the dishwasher. The floors will get a good vacuuming, and the furniture will get dusted, much as I abhor dusting. I’ve got to clean out the fridge and get some groceries, and I’ll try to time it so I can get lunch out, tho I hate eating out alone. And tomorrow, my sweetie will be home - YAY!! 
Another day in FairyChatParadise…
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First off, let me say that just reading the words “naked” and “Penn Jillette” in the same sentence made me feel all oogy. :eek:
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Yeah, that’s one magician’s wand I’m not anxious to see.
Another dead slow day at work. Bleah!
Happy post holiday blurf to all!
Not sure why I showed up at work today. It is a ghost town! If I make it till noon, that will be impressive. Definately bailing before 3pm as that is when massive thunder storms are expected.
Brother-in-law (aka That Jack Hole!) was shocked, shocked I tell you when he got carted straight from the hospital to the town jail hospital wing and placed under suicide watch and isolation. He actually thought it would all just go away, because he knew the two cops who shot him! WTF? I feel so bad for my sister in law. She has to pack her house and move this weekend because the house they are living in is being fore closed and she has to deal with her Jackhole of a husband and she has to explain to her 5 year old son why daddy might not be home any time soon.
Holidays were good at the Jynxster household though, Jynxster Mom and Jynxster Dad were down from eastern shores of Merryland to celebrate and good food and wine and times were had by all (I think).
Not feeling great today. I stayed at the HFUN’s house way too late last night trying to fix their laptop (not that I know much about computers, but a little more than they do) and I was unsuccessful. I finally gave up and came home and got into bed around 3:30 this morning. My brain is not equipped to handle this sort of thing and I know it. So, today I am blurfy and mad at myself for letting myself get this way. It’s not productive at all, really, but there it is.
Hopefully I’ll get it together soon.
Taking the kiddo to Michaels today. Fun!
We got snow, lovely snow, laying in the street I almost fell on my ass snow.
FCM if it missed you be happy.
Swampy, it wouldn’t matter, he’d still have to adjust and rearrange anyway. He drags his bed all over the room anyway, he especially loves to block the door so I can’t get out without him. Poor thing is mostly blind and half deaf and panics if he can’t find me.
Now he’s not looking well, he has shar-pei fever so I’d better get some aspirin in him.
I got piddle pup 3 more times today and hell pup too. No food in the house for sah-kid.
**Sticky ** take a day of rest.
Snowed in and w/o power.
Yuck!
pish tosh - I can still see blades of grass.
Apparently a new Michael’s opened near where I live. Yahoo! Haven’t been there yet, though it’s nice that there is now a Michael’s nearer to me than Ottawa. 
Working.
Snowing.
Bleching.
Well, all I’d need is a good Montreal bagel shop and we’d be even!
Oh no! Stay warm!
The SO calls me, needs me to send him his bank account number because he is somewhere out there in need of gas and the company card is no good. So his boss is supposed to put money into his account so he can get gas.
WTF!
Once I had to send the SO $300 because he was broken down on the side of the road and the company card was no good. Another time I had to ride out to meet him and then go get parts for the truck because the company card was declined. I still haven’t been paid back for the parts - $28 so not a big deal. However he knows better than to ask me to lend him the money for gas because I’d drive out, get him and take him home and let the truck sit and rot before I’d do another damn thing for his asshole boss. It’s not my company and not my problem.
And people wonder why I am such a bitch.
Whew - how can one small room have so much dust?? Tho, to be fair, some is ash dust since I also cleaned out the pellet stove, but still, I’ve spent over an hour in this one small room, and I still haven’t broken out the vacuum. On the other hand, I had to disassemble the ceiling light to clean the globe - mercy, was it filthy!!! - and it’s really a 2-person job to put it back together. I managed by myself with a piece of tape, and the room’s a lot brighter now that the globe is de-crudded!! And once I run the vacuum, I’m done in here. Then there’s the living room…
**sari **- is there a reason the SO doesn’t call his boss? Never mind - I don’t want to know, but you have my sympathies.
OK, quit distracting me - I have a living room and dining room to clean!!!
Yuck flytrap hope power is restored soonest.
Michael’s is on my list of places to avoid at all cost. Any place with the word craft in it automatically goes on that list.
Sari, poor doggie!
I am a good, well, whatever OYKW and I are to each other. Boyfriends? Lovers? Co-“Appreciators?” Two old farts nobody else would have?
Anywho, he is in the wilds of West Alabammy still and is hangin’ there this week with family which is great. His birthday is next Wednesday, January 2nd. In Jawja one must get one’s car tags renewed before one’s bday. So, he called me this mornin’ in semi-panic. He meant to do this before he left but well, didn’t. He’s not comin’ back until Friday. This would leave him one day to get his renewal bein’ as January 1st is a holiday. He also has to go back to irk on Monday. So, bein’ as I am on his checkin’ account, I told him I could take care of it if’n he wanted me to and to tell me where the renewal notice is cause, well, how the heck would I know where he put it. So he tells me where it is and where his checkbook is (well, I already knew his hidey place for that) and I go get it, go to the tag office and problem solved.
Thus, I am a good whatever I am.
Irk is slooooooooooooow.
Aww, I love doing crafts. There are certain crafts I don’t like doing, but I like making Christmas ornaments and miniature pianos and stuff out of clay.
**swampy **- Jawja needs to join the computer age! I got an email this very morning telling me that my car needs new stickers before the end of Feb. It included a link to the page where I could take care of it all on line. My new stickers will probably get here next week, and I’ll be good for another 2 years. Go Merrylande!!!
Now quit distracting me!!
His boss is no help, well I guess he is today because he’s supposed to be putting money in the account. I haven’t seen it go in there yet and I wouldn’t hold my breath.
I forgot to add, his boss has never said thank you and that’s twice I’ve helped him out. It’s why I won’t do it again.
It’s stopped snowing, I think that’s sleet coming down.
What a yukky day.
Got some aspirin in the dog, I managed to sneak it in him in a piece of ham. He’s very suspicious whenever I call him over for a treat, and he usually makes me put it on the floor so he can give it a good sniff first. The way he acts you’d think I was beating him and trying to poison him his entire life.
FCM you know you want to be distracted
I’m glad you are feeling better.
Now I have to go back out into the snow, joy and happiness!