Shucks, ya beat me to it!
JSGoddess, promise to film it for posterity if you ever decide to do any experiments along these lines.
And do they come with wireless remote control? 
No, but I hear cannons do these days.
I keep going back to re-read your post and giggling. I want to try this on my cats too…
Oh, and it makes me glad to know that something has made you laugh, I hope your cats will do it often (they’re good that way!).