July 4, 2019: Trumpendence Day!

And yet it will be curiously empty.

With VIP presumably meaning any Trump supporter they can bus in, fucker. I figured that they would try something like this, but I didn’t think it would be so large an area.

Some MAGAt’ll try to shoot it down.
I’m sure the presidunce has the best of intentions in carrying out this self-serving charade, with not the slightest hopes (no, not at all!) of sowing more divisiveness with as many confrontations and brouhahas as possible that should likely result in what sounds like a bit of a warring partisan free-for-all, so that afterwards, he can bray about all those pesky librul terrorists disrupting such a fine, bigly patriotic event.

Oh, we KNOW that the Trumpanzee is going to claim that every person walking outside in the entire Metro DC area that day was specifically outside trying to see the Great Trump Himself.

I would not be the least surprised if Trump has people checking citizenship of the attendees.

Of course. There was never the slightest chance Trump would risk orating before anything but a hand-picked crowd.

My dream: halfway through Trump’s speech, Lincoln rises from his chair and flicks him off the steps like a mildly annoying mosquito.

No.

Lincoln should stand up, grab him by the scruff of the neck, and drop-kick him into the middle of the Reflecting Pool.

I would LOVE to see some nice inauguration day type photos of the half empty pen.

I’d like to think someone at the National Park Service would have the same idea.

If anyone is gonna take that picture, it better be live streamed video or somehow timestamped or it’ll just get labeled “fake news”.

May as well be hanged for a sheep as for a lamb.

If we know where and when he’s going to make a public appearance, may as well have people who really, really hate him show up in force and have their way with the course of the event. Who is that again? Scientists? Women? Americans?

Any of the above in John McCain masks.

Oh, wait, that’s people he hates. :smiley:

His ex-wives.

July 1
Individual 1 wants tanks on the Capitol Mall for his 4th of July Nuremberg Rally.

For someone who refused to join the military he sure has a strange fascination with their hardware. All he had to do was just join up and he could have gotten all the hands on touchy feely of the controls and the triggers he wanted.

Watching “On the Basis of Sex” (Ruth Bader Ginsburg biopic, and watch it if you haven’t). Trying to decide whether I’m happy about that woman who suggested changing all the instances of “sex” in the original brief to “gender” because it helped keep the blood of judges’ in the correct head, or mad at her because that case probably was a pivotal moment in making “gender” a commonly-used word when referring to people, and one which often acts as an euphemism for “biological sex” by people who think that “sex” is a dirty word (they are all virginal births, as are their grandchildren if any).

I reserve the right to be a conservative when it comes to vocabulary, damnit.

It takes a bit more than four days to set up the operations plan for using tanks and other military heavy equipment on the public roads and in national parks. That tank was transported, not under its own power at any stage of the event other than going on and off the transport vehicle. There is no way it will be going down any parade route on July 4th this year. At least not legally. But, hey, this is the “Who knew” administration, asking that question after every single thing they attempt and screw up.

“Another problem is that Arlington Memorial Bridge, which spans the Potomac River and connects Arlington National Cemetery and the Lincoln Memorial,might not be able to hold the weight.”

Destroying infrastructure under the weight of a tank being used unnecessarily is pretty much a metaphor for the Republican party.

Thank you oh so much for that link. I found another linnk with the dumbass’s full comment. This part is comedy [del]orange[/del] gold:

:confused::confused::confused:

The rest of the moron’s comments are just more addle-brained conman blather.

Do they come with kickstands?