I was under the impression that god-kings got to do what they wanted. Seems even god-kings can be whipped.
First, I am NOT YET God-King. That should be obvious, as Firefly is still off the air and WWE is still on.
Second, it’s less a matter of not being able than being happily content with my sweetie.
But sir, I don’t care if the sheep was a whore so long as the jumper’s warm
I refuse to wear a g-string. Are miniskorts acceptable?
We’d have to see your legs.
(What? If Kim can flirt with waitresses, I can look.)
Sure, sure, we got through the corn-maze all right, it sure was an odd one, though, but why not just have the meeting in the barn? (looks up) Hey, what are those lights?
That’s what THEY want you to think. :eek:
If all the other Junior positions are taken up, I’m having this one. Junior Senior
( Dances around thread like a maniac! )
I feel like I just opened a Piers Anthony (Xanth) book! 
I have nothing constructive to say, but ‘miniskort’ makes me giggle every time I read it. skort skort skort!
Naw, we’re not all naked yet.
Yet is the operative word. Once the booze starts flowin, I forsee those Spartacuses gettin down!
Sorry, just got here.
You’re all officially warned.
Buncha freaks, the lot of you. Won’t be allowed. This message board is going to start becoming a bastion of right-thinking people with good morals!
And you were all off topic.
Don’t let it happen again!
Now where’s my cape and badge? We get both, right?
Maize is what my people call corn.
Whats a “plun-darian trollop”? I mean, I get the trollop part.
In the 80s animated series Thundercats, beloved by Silver Cat Girl, me, and…um…well, the two of us, Plun-darr was homeworld of the villainous mutants. It was a tailor-made wisecrack.
I knew it sounded familiar.
Little white dude walks into the men’s room, stands beside a big black guy at the urinals, glances at the black guy’s penis, sees the letters WY tattooed on it. Gets all excited, says, " Hey you’ve got WY on your penis just like me! Mine really says Wendy, my girlfriend’s name, but you can’t tell that right now!! How about you, is your girlfriend’s name Wendy too, just like me? WY?? Is that what it stands for??"
Black guy responds, “No Mon, it say,‘Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day.’”
:eek:
Oy! Do I no longer exist, now that you know my ater-ego The Maverick? I like Thundercats too!
Nay! That one shouldn’t be the Jr. Mod. I’m waaaay more mavericky! Vote for me although I don’t know the rules and I’ll just look really, really cute and gutsy most of the time.
I knew there was a third & fourth 'Cats fan here, but i was having a brain fart, actually. I tried searching for “thundercats” but got tired of reading my own and STG’s posts over and over.