Well… the actual velociraptor was the size of a chicken.
I’m surprised how many people also thought Muldoon was their favorite human in the series. And Sam Neill. ETA: And Pete Postlethwaite.
The rest can get eaten, especially Jeff Goldblum and Bill Macy.
Doesn’t get much better than Robert “Clevah girl” Muldoon! (Though I confess to liking Roland Tembo a teeny tiny bit better.) Shoooooooooooooooooot her!
I don’t think Chris Pratt’s going to join them in the legendary dino hunter hall of fame. 
Oh heck! I forgot the movie raptor was modeled on the deinonychus…
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
Muldoon’s only second by like a milli…whatever the unit for liking JP characters is!
Did anyone see the new trailer? More of the same, really.
I also didn’t appreciate Chris Pratt going on kindergarten teacher on the raptors. “One two three, eyes on me!” (OK, not quite, but almost.)
They stood on the shoulders of geniuses and now you’re packaging it! You’re selling it. You’re selling it!
Ok, is it just me or does Chris Pratt have a trio of raptor “friends”.
Oh most definitely. I wanted to see this before, but that put me over the edge. Chris Pratt: Raptor Trainer!
It looks fucking awesome so far. It’s like the Walking Dead, or Breaking Bad, or pretty much 90% of television and movies now. As soon as you give up hoping for something resembling reality, you can just enjoy the show…
I mean, it’s science fiction, just heavy on the fiction, and really bad on the science. But it LOOKS awesome.
Yet another trailer has been released. This movie could go either way, but it has the definite potential to be a “Crystal Skull” installment. It is hard to capture that lightning.
So they made a new dinosaur that appears to have all the best/worst/scariest qualities of T-rex, carnotaurus, deinonychus and maybe even spinosaurus? Oh, and they gave it useful forearms and superintelligence! What could go wrong, really?
Still looks dumb
Very.
If it is going to be as dumb as it is starting to look, I want to see a credit cookie with a Sleestak as the final “It’s over…or is it?” moment.
Well, the problem is that “Crystal Skull” was an awful fourth installment of a series that consists of one absolute classic, a memorable-if-cheesy middle installment, and a very solid return-to-form with the third.
The Jurassic Park “franchise” is one charming, memorable classic, and two forgettable jumbles of effect shots.
This movie opens in three days, yet there are still ZERO reviews on Rotten Tomatoes.
Yet another sign that this movie will be such a steaming pile, even Ellie Sattler wouldn’t touch it.
I’d much rather go to the actual park than the movie.
Given the dangers involved, I think that counts for something.
If it has ads running on teevee the weeks before the opening, they’ll line up and pay to see it. As long as it is big and loud it’ll make a fortune. Audiences don’t care whether it’s any good or not.
The screening was last night and reviews are embargoed until tomorrow. That could also be a good sign.