Hah! Try having a vegetarian girlfriend who finds it very amusing when she makes “a smelly”. It’s not just guys who have intestinal gas you know.
It wouldn’t be so bad except for the shocked outrage I receive when I return the compliment.
pan
Just a few words:
Fubsy.
Kumquat.
Bulbous.
Based on the three words you chose, I’m guessing you’re an angry British rhodent. Am I right?
No no NO!
It’s “The Tent”.
Sheesh…
Sam
Og sort rubbish!
rdelavega go in bin!
Bulbous bouffant.
That is all.
Esprix
We have met the enemy and he is rdelavega!!
Wankle-rotary engine 
Actually, the other day I was thinking of starting a religion that stated that the Wankel rotary engine was the supreme power. But for some reason, I got bored with the idea. I guess it was evil temptation from the AntiWankel.
Macadamia!
I do not think that word means what you think it means…
I do not think that word means what you think it means…
Damn.
Please delete one, if it’s worth the trouble.
no no, rdelavega, we say african-american latino beans now.
Yeah, maybe I will… maybe I’ll start a thread up in MPSIMS later on tonight or something. I’m sure I could use the search engine, but I don’t want to overload it; besides, the in-joke threads and posts might be lost forever.
Thanks for letting me know! It might catch on, you never know. I see Already In Use has made up his own variation on the theme. Hey, I might do that too, if and when the mood strikes.
I’ve heard of vegeatarians and vegans who have more intestinal gas than other people might have. I remember hearing why that is, but now I forget. Anyone remember?
My sister will announce it to everyone when she farts, and laughs about it, too. We can tell when she does the silent variety, as she either flexes her arms or (in the car) opens the window. Oh well, you could say she is being courteous by letting us know…? (and by attempting to let the smell out of the car)
Looks like there’s a Father Ted fan here.
Nonsense.
The proper term is “Fart Dungeon.” It also works as a transitive verb, ie “Fart Dungeoning.”
As Kal noted, FECK! ARSE! DRINK! GIRLS! is what Father Jack shouts in the UK/Ireland comedy series Father Ted, so don’t you go trying to take credit for it Mr Ellis.
I wasn’t
better yet. let two boston terriers sleep at your feet.
they will eventually sneak under the covers…
hell hath nothing on the smell two sweet Bostons can make.
good god, it makes your eyes water!