Dachshund, dachshund uber alles!
Or what if the dog grew up to be Doggy Hitler and cured cancer?
In other news, I am not now, nor have I ever been Hitler.
That’s not what Eva says, Adolf.
Or what if the dog grew up to be Doggy Hitler and cured cancer?
Now that would give one paws for thought…
In other news, I am not now, nor have I ever been Hitler.
But how we can be sure? Achtung baby.
I would hit the child because first, the child shouldn’t be in the street. he should know better. Second, even though the child would be hurt, he would at least know why he was hurting. That poor dog would suffer and not even know why.
Let’s flip the scenario, and apply her logic…
What if you were among the few remaining survivors on Earth, living in a bomb shelter. One day, a child and a dog stumble upon your shelter, and both are on the brink of starvation. You only have room in the shelter and enough food to save one of them. Which do you take in and give a loving home?
You can’t take in the dog, because that poor dog would suddenly have food and shelter and not even know why.
Wow I’m laughing so hard that I just peed a little bit. You dont owe me a new monitor though.
Ooh ooh, I have a story that indirectly relates to this. I was out bar-hopping yesterday, and I got into a conversation with this girl. We got talking about our dads, and I explained how my dad is a cool guy but sometimes he turns into The Hulk and unleashes a rage of destruction on non-human objects.
One time our dog crossed his path when he was on a rage bender, and he picked up the dog and lobbed it from the porch down five feet, down the porch and onto the ground. The girl was instantly mortifiied. I explained how the dog was scared but uninjured. She still said my dad was evil, like more evil than Hitler.
I told her “at least it wasn’t a baby” and she said “I think they are both equally bad”
Excuse me? Say again? You equate throwing a dog with throwing a baby? O rly? Listen up Princess McDuck, I think it’s safe to say that there exists a worldwide belief system that ranks human children over dogs. I think even most PETA lunatics rank babies ahead of dogs. PETA people might not eat dogs, but I think they understand that if somehow the only edible food for babies was dog, they would let it slide rather than dooming humanity.
I was very tempted to invent a kid brother and tell her that I threw it one time and see her reaction. I think all the shit in her body would have oozed out her pores and then, due to her body heat of womenly idiotic indignation, would have fried over ala human tempura.
But anyway, what’s so bad about being Doggy Hitler? Sounds pawfully exciting.
I don’t do Hitler analogies but I think your Dad’s an asshole.
Let’s flip the scenario, and apply her logic…
What if you were among the few remaining survivors on Earth, living in a bomb shelter. One day, a child and a dog stumble upon your shelter, and both are on the brink of starvation. You only have room in the shelter and enough food to save one of them. Which do you take in and give a loving home?
You can’t take in the dog, because that poor dog would suddenly have food and shelter and not even know why.
But if you do take in both, you can feed the dog to the child, therby ending the suffering of both.
But if you do take in both, you can feed the dog to the child, therby ending the suffering of both.
Or, feed the child to the dog, and now you have a hunting companion. Now you can live longer, perhaps meet other survivors, band together, and gradually rebuild society to the point where wacknuts from PETA get to spew their bullshit left and right.
I don’t do Hitler analogies but I think your Dad’s an asshole.
The Pit has taught you well. You have controlled your fear… now release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me.
Whatever dude. Anyone that would pick up and throw a dog because they’re in a bad mood is an asshole.
If your friend owns pets, and supports Peta, she’s retarded. Without even going into the dog or baby story, tell her if she loves Peta so much she should turn her domesticated animals loose into the street so that they will die, confused and lost without any idea how to exist in the wild., because thats Peta’s platform. Then tell her she had better not go to the doctor, because there’s a good chance the technology she’s benefiting from was discovered with the aid of some animal. Then she can die alone (because her pets have been freed), from her easily treatable disease (because she objects to using animals for the benefit of people) and have some chance of not being the biggest hypocrite on the face of the earth (unless she’s a vegan, and then theres no escaping her hypocrisy).
Good Rant!
Whatever dude. Anyone that would pick up and throw a dog because they’re in a bad mood is an asshole.
I will agree that what he did was a major asshole thing to do, but going a step further and calling my dad an asshole, period, is going too far in my book.
But hey, whatever, I dont want to get into a long drawn-out battle over it. We can agree to disagree.
…tell her if she loves Peta so much she should turn her domesticated animals loose into the street so that they will die, confused and lost without any idea how to exist in the wild., because thats Peta’s platform.
No, it actually isn’t. It’s true they’d prefer it if no one kept pets, but they do not advocate turning them loose:
Contrary to myth, PETA does not want to confiscate animals who are well cared for and “set them free.” What we want is for the population of dogs and cats to be reduced through spaying and neutering and for people to adopt animals (preferably two so that they can keep each other company when their human companions aren’t home) from pounds or shelters—never from pet shops or breeders—thereby reducing suffering in the world.
They’re still a bunch of nutters, though.
Hell, I once threw a border collie across my living room.
Bitch deserved it, too.
They want to spay/neuter all pets so that there will be no next generation of domesticated animals.
Youre right, they probably don’t advocate turning them loose…just euthanizing them and dropping the bodies in the dumpster. 
And I’m pretty sure the majority of the millions of dollars of donations they receive go towards sticks of dynamite, spray paint and advertising, so I wouldn’t believe much they put on their website.
You’re all missing the point.
A friend of a friend is a huge pet (dog) lover…
What does her weight have to do with it?
I can see pitting her for perverted acts with canines, but lay off the weight-ism. 
Oh yeah, and $70,000 “loans” to convicted felons.
Is the dolphin riding the dog?
Oh for God’s sake, of course the dolphin isn’t riding the dog. Just the monkey and the baby are riding dogs. A dolphin riding a dog would just be ridiculous.
If your friend owns pets, and supports Peta, she’s retarded. Without even going into the dog or baby story, tell her if she loves Peta so much she should turn her domesticated animals loose into the street so that they will die, confused and lost without any idea how to exist in the wild., because thats Peta’s platform. Then tell her she had better not go to the doctor, because there’s a good chance the technology she’s benefiting from was discovered with the aid of some animal. Then she can die alone (because her pets have been freed), from her easily treatable disease (because she objects to using animals for the benefit of people) and have some chance of not being the biggest hypocrite on the face of the earth (unless she’s a vegan, and then theres no escaping her hypocrisy).
Good Rant!
He didn’t say she supported or was a member of PETA. He said she’s a dog lover and he call’s her peta-bitch.
I think PETA is a nutty organization too, but what he described doesn’t have anything to do with PETA.