Whatever you say, mustache boy.
“Mr. Dob, is it true that you are in fact Pol Pot?”
“No comment.”
If Dob’s Hitler, then surely he knows the secret Nazi handshake.
On three. Ok 1, 2, 3, go!
No no NO, that’s not it at all. You are definitely not Hitler. What kind of poser are you?
What… what are you all looking at me funny for?
Don’t be stupid, be a schmarty!
Not necessarily. There is, after all, more than one way to skin one.
When I kill cats, I usually prefer a giant sledgehammer.
Of course, the hard part is pinning them down long enough to make an accurate swing.
This OP reminds me of one of our household quotes:
"PETA is an idiot.’’
C’mon, that’s what the nail gun is for.
Of couse dolphins don’t ride dogs. Dolphins ride horses! Or is it horses that ride dolphins? I forget. Where’s that thread…?
It’s always a dog. A dog is too easy; everyone thinks dogs are cute, so it’s easy to take their side over the side of some damn kid in the street. So, after starting off with the “dog v. kid” example, replace the dog with each consecutive item in this list, and see where your PETA friend eventually draws the line and saves the kid:
[ul]
[li]cat[/li][li]gerbil[/li][li]squirrel[/li][li]pigeon[/li][li]chicken[/li][li]trout[/li][li]jellyfish[/li][li]Chicken McNugget[/li][li]stinkbug[/li][li]petri dish containing amoebic dysentery[/li][li]Regis Philbin[/li][/ul]
Let me quote the most important part, with emphasis.
I have no idea how many times a dog gets loose and is followed into the street by a child. What matters is how many times the driver of a car is forced to make a decision that will kill one or the other, with no other outcome possible.
From a Dilbert cartoon:
What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?
Answer:Spot.
No, no, they don’t ride dogs or horses. They ride tripods ! Great and terrible war machines made of unearthly metals from beyond the stars, armed with weapons mere human minds cannot comprehend. Soon, when the stars are right, dread Cthulhu their Master shall awaken, and humanity shall go mad beneath his awful will. Then the dolphins will stride upon the land in their great war machines, and unleash terrible destructive energies upon the mad remnants of humanity ! All of Man’s works will be laid waste, and not a single pathetic human shall survive the cleansing flame of cetacean fury !
Afghans!!!
I would definitely swerve towards the jellyfish or the trout. Unless the street was flooded, they wouldn’t last long anyway.
But what if you had to choose between a Snoop Dog and an Eminem dressed as child?
I’d need a bigger car, I don’t think mine would be able to survive a crash against Snoop’s blink-ladden body.
Hmm.
:dubious:
:eek:
I’m not pointing fingers, I’m just sayin’…
Hmmm . . .
mnotserI’ma . . .
I’m a monster ! ! :eek: :eek:
You mean like this? (NSFW)
But isn’t there more than one way to skin a cat?