THACK!! PLOMP!!
SDMB PILLOW FIGHT!!!
WHAM! That’s for you, Scotti! And for you, Polycarp! I’ll take on all comers!!!
thump
whoa! you caught me by surprise, Zoe
WhAcK!
that was for all the hot doperwimmins who didn’t make out with me in NYC
pOw!
and that one’s for Adam West
Ouch. Those feathers hurt. 
Look at the mess you’ve made in here…
THAWUMPH! Right upside the head, yosemitebabe!
Libertarian, why do you have feather in your teeth? (Heh, heh)
::hiding behind the couch::
giggle giggle hehe
Jumps up with a primal scream and starts swinging…
misses everyone, trips over own two feet and lands with a massive thwump on the floor…
oops
Is that the referee over there? He’s blowing fouls!
(thoomp in the belly… )
I deserved that
HEY YOU KIDS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAKING ALL THAT NOISE?
DON’T MAKE ME COME IN THERE!
digs out the foam cannon
what? wet feathers ROCK!
Could have been worse, I considered tar first off…
tips toes up behind whatmove, and whomps him on the head with an overly large feather pillow
That’s for not giving me any cheese balls!
runs and hides in the corner very quickly
<sits on sidelines in beach chair and opens bag of popcorn to watch all the hottie SDMB babes in panties an filmy babydoll nighties get faux-violent> Wow, I never realized that Hello Kitty underwear could be sexy.
hiding in the corner, watching TruePisces approach
Heh heh. She doesn’t expect a thing. This is gonna be so great!
leaps up with Rebel Yell
Eat feathers, babycakes!
Pow!
Hey, everybody! Gang up on Peanuthead!
Nobody likes a killjoy, ya know. 
rubs her head, pouting
Ow!
looks at Lindyhopper with an evil glare
Now you’re just asking for it, m’dear.
starts pummeling Lindy with one pillow, while her other hand reaches in to tickle him mercilessly
Aaah! No fair! Wait! Look behind you!
squirms free, jumps up, and runs for his life
Gaahh!
runs smack into whatmove and Zoe; everyone goes down in a heap, feathers flying everywhere
pauses to look behind her, sees no one, and feels that trecherous Lindy escape from her grasp
Oh! You…
runs full tilt after him, only to trip into the heap of people and feathers everywhere
Grrrr…
Now I’ve got feathers in my hair.
No worries, it looks good on you!
And here’s the wind up…
fump-boink
fump-boink
::grumble:: Damn swedish-foam orthopedic pillows ain’t good for nuthin’!
Oooh! You…!
pulls Tygr down onto the evergrowing pile of Dopers
THAT’S for not answering my e-mails!
:eek:
:o
:smack:
That’ll be remedied shortly.
But hey, if THIS is the punishment, yer honor, I’ll do it again!
…and c’mon, how mad can you be when the first thing I get you to say is “Oooh!”
[sup]–It ain’t so much what you say as how you say it![/sup]