:Silo brandishes large goose feather pillow:
So who wants some?
OK, I got my pillow - but first a government health warning
never mix your pillow fights with water fights
now back to your regularly scheduled pillow fight…(if anyone wants to know, I’ll explain)…
swings in a half arc at Silo’s head whoomph!
I tore the warning label off my pillow. Isn’t that illegal? I mean, it’s not like I tore off the label to my mattress. So would a pillow be a lesser offense? Do you have to serve time for that? Should I get a lawyer? I don’t want to go to jail. I don’t do well in small spaces. I didn’t mean to do i…ducks just in time to miss a pillow to the head
Hey! I’m a lover. Not a fighter. You should warn someone before you do that. You could put somebody’s eye out doing…gets a pillow right in the face
Gomez comes charging in brandishing a large, heavy pillow in one hand and a cushion in the other, hitting Silo upside the head.
Struuter,
Good news: It says the consumer may remove the ticket.
Bad news: That means you must consume the pillow. Bon appetit.
gulp Oooohhhh-kay.
repeats to self It’s just a marshmallow, it’s just a marshmallow, it’s just a marshmallow…wait a minute!
smacks lurkernomore with pillow I’ll split it with you. 
sneaks in
whomps Silo over the head
runs off, giggling
Sn-man grabs his SO’s body pillow, wielding it Darth Maul style, he knocks Gomez up side the head and sweeps Struuter off her feet. Sn-man is slightly confused by the voice in his head whispering: beware the dark-side of the fluff.
praying this isn’t Sn-man’s ploy to beat the crap out of her with a body pillow My hero…?
sneaks in quietly, and grabs a pillow from the pile…
now, who to target first?
Silo,
If you’re going to have a pillow fight, you must structure it like this one
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=20592
**** Silo sees stars ****
:Gets back on feet:
:Sees Gomez with his guard down…:
:<whap! smack! smack!> eat my pillow!:
:just noticed Falcon ran off, grrr…:
:Turns around sees fierra:
:whaps fierra in the bum:
hehe
Can’t see… feathers in my eyes… ah…ah…achoo!!
Someone nailed me as I came through the door…woo-hoo, this is fun!!! :::Brandishes limp pillow::::bwahahahaha!!
hehehe takes a pillow from her bed and slips in… with a wicked grin she jumps into the middle of the group and spins with the pillow outstretched managing to hit pretty much everyone in one hit then stands there dazed slightly dizzy Whoa…
:eek: :o :rolleyes: 
Sn-man stares down at Struuter. His mighty pillow quivering with anticipation. What is that look? Should he indulge his desire to pummel or gently cradle the fair maiden’s head?
With a primal scream, Sn-man leaps in the air, twirling his weapon over his head. Flying straight for Struuter’s prone form, he barely misses. Landing lightly next to her, he offers her…
:Silo turns his attention toward Atreal:
:How dare thou interject in the SD pillow fight:
:Come on everyone lets get him!:
:Silo attacks Atreal: <smack!> <whap!> <@%#&!> take that! ,<smack!>, and that! <whack!> you hijacker.
:: Hits struuter with pillow purchased from http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39525 ::
WHAT?! Offers me what?! Are you insane, man? You can’t leave it hang like that (bwahahaha, I couldn’t resist!). Just keep in mind that I bruise easily.
I guess I should be thankful it was just a pillow shaped like that…