Find a good refutation or putdown, or something designed to spark a real argument out of:
So did Hitler. What are you trying to say here?
Wrong forum.
I wish I had a nickel for every time some buffoon used “and” instead of “an”.
Then you better be heading home pansy. Got to wake up early to read your paper and drink your coffee, mein Führer.
Obviously not, I’m responding to yours.
Merely that reading the paper in the morning with a cup of coffee is enjoyable. I suspect Hitler washed his face in the morning, too.
So report the thread and maybe it will get moved to wherever you prefer.
That’s probably why you don’t have many nickels.
I already left. Thanks for the tip.
Sucker!!
Yeah, but I bet the coffee doesn’t just read the funnies.
The who what now? I missed everything after “Lucy Liu.”
If you are insinuating that you’d be rich then you need to find another place to hang out or I’m calling the authorities and the grammar police.
That’s what she said.
You new around here?
How astute. It actually reads the classifieds, too.
Well, after Jason got there, Lucy went into a coma.
They’d just laugh over the sentence structure.
That’s why she’s in the hospital now.
Yeah, if three-plus years is new. It’s not like I was born here.
Find a good refutation or putdown, or something designed to spark a real argument out of:
I don’t. There is only one thing I hate more than coffee. That is people who drink coffee. That ritualistic crap really chaps my hide. This isn’t some temple in 1200 BC. It is just burnt stuff in water. If you want a stimulant, smoke some crack first thing in the morning. It will work faster and be more effective.
Oh, also I hate people that play golf. Please insert that above.
I like Charlie’s Angels as much as the next person but they had their chance back in the 1970’s. We all have to pick up and move on now. You can’t be focusing on TV that is 30 years old esepcially if those memories are triggered by a women’s daytime group talk show. You shouldn’t watch things like that. Block Lifetime from your channel lineup as well in case you have insatiable appetite for female ceneterd TV of dubious quality.
You would have a lot more money back in the 1970’s than you would now. It probably would add up to a few buck. People just don’t say that much anymore. Kids don’t really fish as much sitting on a dock either (where was his parents anyway?) You seem to have a 1970’s fixation here and it isn’t healthy. This is the year two thousand and seven of of Lord. It is even a different century for God sakes.
Its always late. The flip side is that it is always early. As Kenny Roger said, “Every hand’s a winner and every hand’s a loser”. Same idea.
You made me look up “insipid” and that is not cool. My verbal scores on standardized tests are really good.
Are you scared to come back in here now after saying those things?
Yes. Terrified. Can’t think of any comebacks. You win.