Since he’s a Republican he probably will have fun getting pounded in the ass…he’ll have better access to man-love than being a closeted bathroom foot-tapper…
I grudgingly have to admit that engineering that mug shot the way he did was brilliant. It just looks like an ordinary, garden variety head shot. Since he somehow got them to leave the numbers off, you can’t tell it’s a mug shot. Ingenius. I can’t wait to see how he handles it when he has to get his picture taken in an orange jumpsuit.
I can see a new reality TV show:
Dancing Behind the Bars
Theme song:* If I Had A Hammer.*
There just has to be a “Please, Hammer, Don’t Hurt 'Em” line in there somewhere, but damned if I can come up with it.
Sung by MC?
Based on past successes, I presume the one-time “Dancing with the Stars” hopeful will be shot wearing goggles against a blue background, one hand signaling a vigorous thumbs-up while the other tugs at what appears to be a ripcord.
He is a representative of what has gone wrong in American politics. He was a ruthless power abuser who fell in love with campaign money received from the rich and powerful. We knew who he worked for.
As do they all. I’m reading Matt Taibi’s book, which is sobering once you get past his screeds.
He’ll convince them to let him hold a rake or some other garden implement, so he can pass it off as gardening coveralls.
Thing with him is, you read the stuff and you think “He just has to be exaggerating”. But even if you allow for exaggeration, you still want to reach for the pitchforks and torches.
Yeah, we lost. They have the networks, the newspapers and periodicals, both political parties, the courts and radio. The voices of reason are being smothered. Money doesn’t talk it swears. They have the internet in their sights and will get control of that pretty soon. We have lost.
Well, that’ll be damned entertaining, Gonz. Us Dopers will be on the barricades, interspersed with Tea Baggers, porn hounds, fanatical Unitarians and pedobears.
You left out the goths and the furries and the lolcats, 'luci.
Delay could also get probation. A man of his high standing and character will qualify.
Kiddies ,because you don’t know better, does not mean we are not totally fucked.
Maybe the son of a bitch will actually do some time, but I’m not holding my breath.
Those statements imply DeLay was honest in the beginning but I think even before he got into politics there was something shady about him. Also, he knew how to push back and get the rich and powerful working for* him* and his ideological/partisan cohorts (e.g., the K Street Project). And not only was he was fairly open about it, he successfully convinced his supporters and likely himself that he was doing it for God and country.
Is he allowed to leave the state before sentencing? I’m imagining a retreat to Aspen. During which, alas, Old Tom’s ticker gives out. So he’s buried in a private Colorado ceremony, followed by a lachrymose coffin-free memorial service in Houston. (Probably at Second Baptist).
Later, rumors of a Tom Delay Lookalike sharing mojitos on an isolated beach with a Ken Lay Lookalike begin.
In the French tradition, wouldn’t DeLay be the offspring of Lay? OMFG!!!111!!!
Michael Milken will buy the first round.