Yes. I am kissing prats.
:rolleyes:
Er …interesting hobby … 
Ah, the beauty of gluteal osculation.
After some googling (due to only having vocabulary™ version 1.0) I am led to ask the question : does ‘prat’ mean ‘ass’ somewhere Q?
And all this time I thought a pratfall was what happened when you slipped on a banana peel.
Now I understand that a pratfall is what happens when a guy like me gets old.
I misread the OP title as RAT kissing and then saw Algernon as the newest reply.
Imagine my disappointment. 
RAT kissing?
Puh-leeze. I sir, am a mouse. I am offended beyond words. Rats are dirty vermin of the genus rattus. Mice are cute and cuddly creatures of the genus mus.
In apology, please send flowers.
Send flowers? Have you lost your mind?
On my To Do list:
"Flowers. For Algernon.
Thanks NoClueBoy.
I haven’t lost my mind yet Polycarp. I’ve been lost in thought however. Probably because it was unfamiliar territory.