Just punchlines

Don’t go like that.

“But I thought YOU brought the cream!”

The one on the bottom chewing his way out.

“And I met my mother on the way out.”

… a pullet surprise.

You’ve got a drink named Bob?

So, what would you put in the window?

And the horse you rode in on.

Some people just can’t tell a joke.

No, I said “masticate.”

I’ll have you know my *grandfather *donated that light bulb!

I don’t know, Gromyko. What do you think?

Good thing we didn’t step in it.

To get to the other side.

To get to the other slide.

I hardly even know her.

We serve anyone, come on in.

In that case, just give me a haircut.

Ooo, you’re not gonna like Wednesdays.

You left your Injun running.

One, but it has to *want *to change.