Just saw an article on the NYT about a man who was arrested for assaulting a federal officer in WDC. . .with his Subway sandwich. He started out yelling at the feds, calling them “fascists”, started to leave, then returned and hit the guy in the chest with the food. They chased him down and arrested him. He could get a year or more.
I’m wondering if the fed was transported to the Mayo clinic?
It was Assault With A Sub(marine sandwich), and the cop had (cold)cuts all over his body. The dude was literally peppered.
If it was a ham sandwich, all bets are off…
It’s getting so difficult to mustard any outrage about stories like this these days.
Lettuce get back to the topic at hand, shall we?
Perhaps this topic should become it’s own sub-thread?
Um, I was making a joke. I didn’t mean for it to be taken seriously.
Moderating: Spun off new thread.
Absolutely. (and yes I see what you did there.)
Yes, before we grinder the hijack into the ground, or the mods will torpedo the thread.
Some would call this man a hero.
I relished the whole story.
Subway: beat flesh.
This seems like a clear case of malicious prosciutto.
Well, I’m out of puns, so let’s wrap this up.
Good thing the cheese wasn’t extra sharp. That’s an enhancement.
I read that as ‘beat fish.
The difference between meat and fish is that if you beat your fish, it will die.
The thing about Subway’s bread is that it’s terrible. You can hardly make anything out of flour worse than what they make. The sandwich fillings are fine, but the bun is the lowest form of wheat.
Setting the dumb jokes aside, turns out the bread-tosser was – and that’s the correct tense–a DOJ employee:
If it becomes a trend, instead of sandwiches they should throw pierogi at the cops, to commemorate their boss