Just saw an article on the NYT about a man who was arrested for assaulting a federal officer in WDC. . .with his Subway sandwich

I could understand the arrest more if the sandwich was a club.

Or perhaps if it was a croak monsieur?

Meat sub-Assault With A Dead Weapon.

Video here
FOUND THE DC CRIME! Tabs, Thurs., Aug. 14, 2025
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Just roll with it, dude.

That po’ boy! :astonished_face:

Sounds like his career is toast.

Especially after they get done grilling him.

When they served the summons, did they ask for a tip?

He was obviously being a pain.

He certainly put himself in a pickle with this stunt. I hope he has the bread to post bail.

Maybe not. I heard he was spread a bit thin at the time.

Where’s the beef?

Stranger

So you’re saying it was an assault with a deli weapon?

You can spinach how you want, he was asalted.

I heard he’s facing one count of Monte Cristo.

This is my favourite pun in the whole thread. Thank you.

He was already croissant the street, then suddenly went back!

You are most welcome!

We girlz just manna have fun. :wink:

Now you’re just being a PITA.