It’s what happens when you give me time to loaf.
I think that’s a wrap.
I bet this feds did nazi that coming.
QFT. They brag (or used to, I dunno) that they baked their bread every day. But it’s awful. Like eating cotton balls. No taste. No texture.
Good timing. My sister’s in the other room playing 80s videos, and she just played this (well, the Cyndi Lauper version). I hadn’t heard it in years.
The herb and cheese is doable and, given the paucity of toppings, I really wouldn’t want any more substantive a bread, anyway.
As this seems to be a joke thread, but vaguely political in origin, I’ll deliver this to In My Humble Opinion.
Jussie Smollett is back in the news, seeking publicity. Possible assault with a frozen Subway sandwich. MAGA hats. Going to be a big story.
One of their sandwiches used to assault a federal officer? This might be the worst publicity Subway’s ever gotten.
No, the worst publicity Subway has ever gotten is from anyone who has eaten their food.
I don’t get it.
Unless one is assaulting police officers in the name of Trump, dragging them down steps, or crushing them in doorways, one will be arrested and charged with a felony. Maybe this offender should have donned (pun unintentional) a fashionable red baseball cap, then he could have done whatever the fuck he felt like doing.
Yeah, that doesn’t work when you’re resisting fascism. It only works for the fascists.
While not directly related this just happened:
So, that happens and no punishment. At all. A guy throws a sandwich and gets federal assault charges (and fired from his job)?
Please make it all make sense!
It’s what the people wanted.
Welcome to 21092854.
Sorry, that department has been DOGE’d.
The other agents immediately wrestled the sandwich to the ground.
This one is easy. If a prosecutor doesn’t have a good relationship with police in most cities, that prosecutor is pretty much screwed.
Hope he’s got enough bread to put up bail.