Well, there’s not a lot to say, so I’ll just lay it out for youze:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/afplifestyle_russia_rasputin_sex
Piercing eyes, my ASS!
May I be the first to say:
EEEEWWWWWW!
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Oh, MY! :o
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I think they got that mixed up with the Katherine the Great and Accessories exhibit! :eek:
But do they always save a monk’s schwanz? Or is it just because he was so…exceptional?
Strangest epaulet ever.
I don’t think it was Catherine’s mind the man had control over… That pic put me in mind of Tommy Lee, for some reason. Well, that and the fervent hope the man was a shower, not a grower… :eek:
looks at photo
pulls out “List of Things to See Before I Die”
checks off “Crazy dead Russian monk’s large genitals”
You know, the catholic church my dad attended as a kid had a piece of the true cross in it. Seriously. I’m not kidding. The true cross.
It was the eyes. Or, more accurately, his personality.
The Debauched One was generally unshaved and unwashed. He stank.
But his charisma, his sheer force of will was such that make almost anybody do what he wanted.
BTW The link repeats a story of Rasputin’s death which is largely thought to be false.
Normall, I’d say the display of a dead celebrities genitals is an unforgviable invasion of their privacy.
However, in this case, I think Rasputin would approve.
‘Iz wery big, da? Doctor put it out to inspire confidence. But now, you see how tiny you are compared to Rasputin. Let my sacred flesh stand as monument to Rasputin, great hero of Russia!’
‘You! Da, you with red bracelet! You wonder how it would be to lay with Rasputin? I know you do. You will go home, look at my photograph and pretend you are a nun having sacred orgy with the Mad Monk.’
I believe Grigori’s only complaint would be that the museum has not used modern technology to take a cast of his organ, and sell latex replicas.
Is it just me or does this lady look like, “Hhhmmmmmmmmm!” 
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!
[Kramer on] You loooove him.[/Kramer]
The measurement allows for shrinkage? The length notwithstanding, how big around must it have been at the base?
And speaking of the base, is that a bullet hole?
If I saw that thing coming at me, I’d have shot it, too!
Kalhoun, to quote you: Bwahahahahahahaha!!! 
I think it’s so that, like a whale or porpoise, the damn thing could periodically come up for a breath of air.
Why, oh why, do I keep clicking that link!? :smack:
I guess it’s like the ghastly wreck syndrome. You can’t help but stare.
That photo reminds me of a punchline:
Yes, but how much of that is…the man… and how much is bloating caused by being in a jar of fluids for 90-some years?
Yeah. I’m sure an 11-inch penis in a glass jar will help.
You know, when I read the thread title I thought you were talking about those little metal shape implants that they can put in eyes (I think they’ve been talked about on this board before). Then I clicked on the link without actually reading the address before opening it… :eek: