Just to Annoy Gadfly: The Paris Hilton "Simple Life" Thread!

So who else suddenly had John Lennon’s Instant Karma going through their head on reading this?

BTW: you’re absolutely right. It’s their shot at being on TV, to legitimize their otherwise flimsy claims to fame. That’s all that matters to their tiny little minds.

Man, I just love how people call Paris Hilton skanky, ugly, etc, when most of the males that post here wouldn’t hesitate a second to put the stump to Paris. Probably a few females out here in SDMB land that would jump on that too.

:rolleyes:

I woundn’t…

yet I don’t find her ugly either.

Sorry, I just can’t bring myself to bang a woman with no brains. (After all, what’s there to screw out? :wink: )

haha…

Finally saw an episode of this. Wasn’t planning to, but Mr. Rilch left the machine on after recording '70s Show for me on Tuesday, so I figured I’d check it out.

My god, these girls make Anna Nicole Smith look like a Rhodes Scholar. Seriously: dumb as she is, at least she’s a grownup, and wasn’t always rich and famous, so she has some idea of how the real world works. Whereas these two are just complete f!cking wastes of living and breathing space.

So Nicole freely admits that she can’t be around any kind of goods for sale without buying something. That’s scary, IMO.

Granted, it was sweet that they wanted to get the mom something for Mother’s Day, and hey, she probably did like the bird house a lot better than a pink glittery thong or whatever they’d have gotten at one of their usual stores. But they knew they were stealing! And the fact that the mom’s reaction was so mild was really telling, more so than if she’d been angry or if she’d cried: she had been waiting for the other shoe to drop, and it did.

Plus which, Nicole really needs to be slapped for that fake-crying my-cat-died routine.

I have kind of lost interest, as it is so obvious that all their hi-jinks are being coached and urged by the desperate producers.

(Seems to be working, ratings are huge!)

Yeah, I’ve come to the same conclusion. They just happened to have a camera on the dog, while he’s eating their pie–which they left outside for no apparent reason.

A ** MacArthur Park ** reference,maybe? :slight_smile:

Eve - hasn’t this thread, made simply to annoy me, gone on a Little Too Long?

For instance Braxton knowing who the Sec of State is, and not the Paris & nicole? (Colin Powell)

I almost had to turn it off when Nicole was doing that fake crying, that was a bit annoying even for them and that’s saying a lot. Girl better not go into acting.

It has lost my interest a tad, but I still watch the show, beats watching Geore bush.

Well, to be fair, Braxton says “Colin Powell” no matter what you ask him.

What do you want for dinner, Brax?
Colin Powell!

Did you do the dishes, hon?
Colin Powell!

Time for bed, it’s nearly 7:00.
Colin Powell!

Kids . . .