cougarfang wakes up abruptly
(thinks to herself: gotta get us outta here somehow, stupid mopeds, how do i get outta here…)
AHA! I KNOW HOW TO GET OUT OF THIS BLACK MOPED NIGHTMARE!
I don’t believe in you i don’t believe in you i don’t believe in you i don’t believe in you you don’t exist you don’t exist you don’t exist i’m gonna wake up in my nice comfy bed RIGHT NOW and you’ll disappear in a puff of smoke!
PUFF
haHA! i knew it! i knew it! i… hey, what’s that sound?
jumps up to windowsill, looks out
sees more little short people on black mopeds
Ohhhhh, noooooooooooooooooooo…
TO BE CONTINUED…