Just watched "Super Troopers" (open spoilers)

Good enough to fuck your mother…!

And then, if you watch the (entirely unrelated, IIRC) movie “Waiting…”, you are treated to a story about a day at a restaraunt known as Shenanigans, where all the stuff on the wall is revealed at the very end to be an elaborate Rube-Goldberg Machine.

And the best line of Super Troopers will forever be “I’m gonna butter your bread!”

BIKER!…I’m… an idiot.”

Damn you! I came in here to mention that! I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as hard at anything as I did at that. I had to rewind it 3 times to watch it again.

“Who wants a mustache ride?!”
“I do!”
I do.”

My wife has a fairly low tolerance for stupid movies. She was laughing so hard at the “Shenanigans” scene, she actually fell off the couch. Honest.

IMDB claims that the old couple in the “Chicken Fucker” scene were played by Kevin (Farva) Heffernan’s parents. They knew that Farva was going to say something rude, but didn’t know what.

It’s not like a classic comedy that is also a great movie (like 40 Year Old Virgin, or Lebowski), but it’s got lots of great, memorable gags.

I’d recommend Idiocracy to anyone who liked this. Club Dread was terrible. Haven’t seen *Beerfest * yet.

Super Troopers is easily the best of their three major films. (They had an earlier effort, Puddle Cruiser(?), that I’ve never seen.)

Beerfest comes close to catching the magic that was Super Troopers, and is worth a watch.

Club Dread was, sadly, mediocre. I think the element that killed it was that the guys were all antagonistic towards one another, instead of having the buddy schtick from Super Troopers going on.

I’ve really gotta disagree, here. The funniest line is right after Thorny (I think) wins the syrup chugging contest and they zoom into his lips:

“I…am ALL that is MAN!”

My husband still says that after he does something like open a pickle jar.

…yeah, I just came out of lurking to post on Super Troopers of all things… :o

“them boys get that syrup in em and they get all antsy in the pantsy.”

And I believe the shit turns purple and it stinks like sex - not that I’ve seen the movie way too many times or anything.

Another vote for beerfest, if you haven’t seen it. Like others have said, not quite as good as ST, but worth a watch.

All paraphrased:

“Do you boys know why I stopped you? Littering… and smoking the weed.”

“The snozberries taste like snozberries!”

“In the old days we’d just take you out back and shoot you, but now you got the goddamned unions and all.”
“Now, Captain, you know I’m not a pro-union guy.”

“Does that look like spit to you?”
“Yep.”
“…Ah, fuck it.”

“Mother of God!”

CANDY BARS!

God, I love this movie so much. Beerfest is really good but not on the same level. A few really memorable scenes, though, like the German beer-drinking team’s training sequence. Club Dred was just a total letdown. Puddle Cruisers is kind of mediocre, but it was their first movie and worth checking out.

I hated Club Dread so much that it took me years to see any other Broken Lizard movie.
That’s right…you are freaking out…man.
These cells 8’x8’? Ours are 9’x9’, no big deal.
These snoggberries taste like snoggberries!

Club Dread kind of fell flat for me, but will still have a fond place in my heart, if only for one reason: “Son of a son of a bitch!”

“Canada, eh? Almost made it.”

“So to teach you a lesson, Officer Rabbit and I are gonna sit here and watch you boys smoke the whole bag.”

“Oh, please God no.”

I liked Super Troopers, but the first ten minutes are the funniest part of the movie. Haven’t seen Beerfest yet; but if Broken Lizard ever really get the right pacing for a full-length movie, they’ll be great.

Y’all drive safely meow.