Just When You Thought They'd made the Most Unhealthy Food...

Okay – this time I really was looking for odd stuff:

http://senselist.com/2006/11/20/14-odd-deep-fried-foods/
http://listsgalore.blogspot.com/2008/08/25-awesome-foods-you-never-knew-could.html

The above item includes “dep fried lamb, goat, and bull testicles”

includes Deep Fried Guacamole
http://www.pegasusnews.com/news/2008/aug/27/state-fair-texas-announces-2008-list-weird-fried-f/

Includes Deep Fried Jelly bellies and Deep Fried Banana Split!

Deep Fried Beer!!! And Deep-Fried Klondike Bar

And it’s not all deep friedm just weird:

http://collegecandy.com/2009/09/04/did-somebody-say-deep-fried-butter-7-weird-foods-we-want-to-try/

Deep Fried Monkey Toes:

Deep Fried Spiders (with Picture}
http://www.junch.com/deep-fried-spiders/
Massively weird, but probably healthier than most of the things on this list.

Deep Fried Latte
http://www.slashfood.com/2007/08/27/texas-state-fair-food/

Deep Fried Sauerkraur
http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/thestew/2010/05/the-weird-wonderful-and-deepfried-bites-from-the-2010-national-restaurant-show.html

The website I found this from has the wonderful sig line:

http://www.foodnetworkfans.com/forum/food-news/14949-weird-wonderful-deep-fried-everything-2010-national-restaurant-show.html

Oh come on - you’ve got to love the fancy chickens!

Chicken fried bacon. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfbTO0GlONU

We went to the LA county fair a couple of weeks ago and I think I saw a few of these monstrosities. I did have a corn dog and some fry bread (since I couldn’t find a real elephant ear), but I don’t find most of the deep friend things to sound appealing. They might be yummy, I guess, but bleh.

I can tell you’re not from here. The correct answer is Ranch Dressing and/or white gravy.

This year’s offerings at the State Fair of Texas include among others:
[ul][li]Deep-fried beer (it’s sort of a ravioli made of pretzel dough, with the beer still liquid AND still alcoholic – although sadly hot). Didn’t try it.[/li][li]Deep-fried S’Mores Pop-Tarts. Topped with chocolate syrup and whipped cream. the four of us shared one and didn’t want more, but it was very delicious.[/li][li] Deep-fried Frito Pie. (for anyone who hasn’t had this before, the standard Frito pie is Fritos, topped with chili con carne, shredded cheese, and (optional) chopped onion.) The deep-fried version comes in five or six battered clumps each about the size of a fried oyster. Tasty, but I prefer the classic version and didn’t think it was worth the money.[/li][li]Deep-fried margarita. I’ll leave that one up to your imagination. Didn’t try it.[/ul][/li]
The State Fair of Texas is, of course, also the ancestral home of the corn dog. Fletchers Corny Dogs for the win!

Thank fuck the USA doesn’t have socialised health care, your fucking diets are extraordinarily fatty.

When I was in college, I used to make Deep-fried chocolate truffles for parties. Really interesting recipe–you end up with a crispy sweet breaded shell, then a layer of melted chocolate ganache with a nugget of frozen ganache in the middle. Yummy.

There’s an elephant on my chest and my left arm is going numb. :eek::frowning:

I may very well have to try that! :slight_smile:

(Thanks for threadshitting, Rubik, by the way.)

Oh good christ. I knew I shouldn’t, but did it anyway: I clicked on the Deep Fried Spiders link and now I have the heebie-jeebies. Yeeesh.

I’ve had chicken fried bacon - there’s a bar around these parts that features it for happy hour. I didn’t really care for it. Too much of a good thing, you know?

A place by me just calls it “Crispy Fried Bacon”, which to my ear is the most completely wonderful 3 word description of anything in the world.

Are you mad???:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Dear god, I cannot come close to topping any of these. Also, I think my cholesterol shot up just looking at the photos. On a somewhat related note, you may enjoy this blog: http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/

At least it was when my daughter went to work as a chef in a nice restaurant. When she entered the kitchen the other chef told her there was an order which had been botched and this must go out pronto, pointing to the deep fried scallops in the fryer.

She turned to get a plate and when she went back there was nothing in the fryer. Experienced chef put some more in and told her to hurry up and get it right.

Same thing. Light bulb goes on. He had wrapped balls of lard in bread crumbs. Much teasing ensues.

CNN Article on such fried foods (mentioning Fried Frito Pie and Fried Beer) at this year’s Texas State Fair today:

Fried Frito Pie won Best Taste Award at the fair!

Cal, I popped in to post that very same link.

I don’t know whether to be horrified or intrigued… both, I guess!

As I don’t like beer in general, I’ll pass on the friend beer. The fried Frito pie sounds like a good Last Meal however.

The fried frozen magarita sounds… strange.

The titles alone are turning my stomach a little, but if I saw someone eating a burger on two glazed donuts I think I wouldn’t be able to keep from hurling on their shoes.