Have any of you ever actually wished you were an Oscar Meyer weiner?
That is what I’d truely like to be.
Tis the sole purpose of my life. Until I reach true weinerhood nothing has any meaning.
Tis the sole purpose of my life. Until I reach true weinerhood nothing has any meaning.
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My first double post. I suppose I should be proud.
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Pfft. Don’t press the submit button twice - it’s really quite simple to avoid.
Hmm… that was supposed to be a joke, but I couldn’t get it to submit twice, no matter how many times I pressed submit. Carry on…
I’ve never wished I wa a weiner, but I have covered myself in mustard and relish a few times. Does that count?
I AM an Oscar Meyer Weiner you bloodthirsty bas*ards!
I thought I may already be a weiner.
Just to further the debate, do any of you ever think to yourselves “If I WERE an Oscar Meyer weiner, everyone would be in love with me”?? I have to admit to having fallen prey to that line of thinking…
I’m definitely a weenie, but I don’t think I’ve achieved brand-name status.
No, but I name my bologna before I eat it. It has a first name and a last name too.
No, if I were an Oscar Meyer weiner, there’d be nothing left of me.
There are many ways to love an Oscar Meyer Weiner but only one of them is approved by the FDA.