I wish...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I wish I was ocean sized.

2

I wish the rain would just leave me alone.
I can’t wear that
stupid rainhat.

3

I could find my cashmere socks. They were really comfy.

4

I wish…

I was 15 lbs lighter and had larger breasts.

5

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner.

6

I wish… for more wishes.

7

I wish my sinuses couldn’t predict the weather more accurately than the Doppler 9000.

I wish for all dopers to be happy, healthy and live in peace. (Awwwwwwwww)

I wish I had a maid-cook.

8

I wish I had the time and money to spend travelling around the world.
I wish for Penelope Cruz :cool:

9

I wish for world peace.

Well, c’mon, somebody’s gotta say it. :smiley:

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I wish I would be happy be what I have, rather than wishing all the time.

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I wish that when Cajun Man locked down this thread, he would have at least said “Right now…I’m locking down this thread”.

12

I wish … I didn’t have the theme from Sleeping Beauty going stuck in my head now.

Wanders out of the thread singing, “A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes…”

13

I wish I had the ability to turn into a werewolf. I’d want to be a super scary, nasty looking werewolf but devastatingly sexy in human form.

14

[homer]I wish, I wish… I hadn’t killed that fish.[/homer]

:slight_smile:

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I wish for my Post Count to be one post higher. . . .
[Homer]Woo hooooo[/H]

16

I wish I could find a fucking job.

I wish this post will go through before this thread is locked.

::crosses fingers::

17

I wish I had talent.

18

I wish I had three wishes.

19

I wish to have a good job. :frowning:

20

“Wish in one hand and shit into the other. See which one fills up first”

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