I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.
That is what I’d really like to be.
My Buddy[sup]TM[/sup], My Buddy[sup]TM[/sup]
Wherever he goes, I go.
My Buddy[sup]TM[/sup], My Buddy[sup]TM[/sup]
I’ll teach him everything that I know.
My Buddy[sup]TM[/sup] and me like to climb up a tree.
My Buddy[sup]TM[/sup] and me, we’re the best frien- OW!
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[sub]This is getting interesting…[/sub]
Twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesonionsonasesameseedbun…
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Deceptive thread titles? I just got an email from work with the subject: Opiates, Brownies, Sex, and Cocaine: Seeking the Brain’s Signature for Desire.
Unfortunately, it’s just a presentation, and not a celebration of the beginning of the weekend. 
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byyyyyyyyyyy Mennen.
I’d like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony…
I’d like to buy the world a Coke, and keep it company…
hold the pickles hold the lettuce special orders don’t upset us…
cause we ain’t gonna get it right anyway at Burger King
Monchichi, Monchichi! Oh, so soft and cuddly!
With their thumb in their mouth, it’s really neat! [sic]
Fun to wiggle its little feet!
Yah yah yah!
Yah yah yah!
Happy, happy Monchichiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…
What walks downstairs
alone and in pairs
and makes a slinkity sound?
A zing! A zing! A wonderful zing!
Everyone knows it’s Slinky!
It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky
For fun it’s a wonderful toy
It’s Slinky, it’s Slinky
It’s fun for a girl and a boy
Fun for a girl and a boy!
we are the freakies
we are the freakies
and this is our frakies tree
we never miss a meal
cos we love our cereal
Yummy Yummy Yummy
I’ve got sparkles on my Tummy
Yum Yums, you really shine!
You smell like all the sweet things,
All the yummy treat things,
Yum Yums I know you’re mine!
What rolls down stairs,
Alone or in pairs,
And over your neighbors’ dog?
What’s great for a snack,
That fits on your back?
It’s Log™, Log™, Log™!
It’s LO-OG! LO-OG!
It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood!
It’s LO-OG! LO-OG!
It’s better than bad – it’s good!
Everyone want’s a Log™
You’re gonna love it Log™
Come on and get your Log™
Everyone needs a Log™
Where’s the Beef?
What? It needs to be a jingle? Well, I really don’t think you want me to sing my Where’s the Beef megamix.
There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog . . .
The swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird . . .
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she’ll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -
She’s dead, of course.
Dear Lord. What have I wrought?
Because if I were an Oscar Meyer weiner
Then all the girls would take a bite of me!
My bologna has a first name it’s O-s-c-a-r
My bologna has a second name it’s M-e-y-e-r
Oh, I love to eat it everyday
and if you ask me why I’ll saaaayyyy
'Cause Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!
Pop pop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is…
A Milky Way a day helps you work, rest and play!
I have a dream … that he is me.
And that’s the kind of guy I’d like to be.