I’ve got him in the Death Pool. Just saying.
Maybe you should try your hand at picking stocks?
You seem to have some talent for prognostication.
It’s hard to see over the dash with a hooker in your lap.
that is fricking hilarious all by itself.
Nah. He’d end up working at a 7-Eleven on Elvis’s off shifts.
Jim Morrison had talent. Therein lies the difference. To compare the two is an insult. He’s more like Vanilla Ice, or Lindsay Lohan.
Was your friend a citizen of Canada, like our hero Bieber? I know they don’t let non-citizens in, but Canadian citizens probably can still be deported.
Even his rebellion is tedious. Hopefully his demise will be more interesting.
Frost’s The Death of the Hired Man appears to have been written in 1905 or 1906 (“Home is the place where when you have to go there, they have to take you in”).
That said, I can never make the math work with Bieber’s age. First time I heard of him was when I saw tjis seven-year old kid singing in the “We Are the World” remake to benefit victims of the Hatian earthquake in 2009. So he should be twelve at the most, yet people keep throwing "19-Y.O.
y.o. out there. Do they use a metric calendar in Canada, or what?
Eh. When female child/tween/teen stars hit 18 or 19 they do a Maxim photo session in their undies to prove they’re not kids anymore. Males have to "gangsta’ it up.
Yeah, it all sounds completely manufactured to me. 60 mph in a Lamborghini? Really? Granted its an offence, twice the posted limit, he shouldn’t have done it, and he deserves to be convicted, but 60 mph in a car like that sounds more like something that was deliberately planned to get him into trouble but not too much trouble, its not exactly what I picture ‘street racing’ to be.
And in the interests of full disclosure I have no particular feelings on Bieber either way, I did hear him interviewed on British radio a couple of years ago and he came across as quite funny and self-effacing so I’m surprised at his antics now.
But then I don’t find the rock and roll lifestyle laudable no matter who does it.
You want him to have a happy mugshot, don’t you? The Biebs can’t go all “Nick Nolte” on us too early!
I will admit, the math works better if you use his real age which was 14 in 2009.
This is supposedly the initial police report of his arrest.
Bieber is way too old for her now.
I’d help the poor…
Regards,
Shodan
Assuming the document is real, what does this mean? “Officer Dionne observed def to have a flushed face, bloodshot ye, and the odor of an alc be on his breath. Def was offered SFSTs on a flat, dry, smonth and well lit surface (see DUI test report for results).”
In particular, what are SFSTs?
Standardized Field Sobriety Test.
Officer Dionne observed defendant to have a flushed face, bloodshot eyes, and the odor of an alcoholic beverage on his breath. Defendant was offered Standard Field Sobriety Tests on a flat, dry, smooth and well lit surface (see Driving Under the Influence report for results).
Thanks Leaffan I figured thats what that abbreviation meant but didn’t know the wording.
It’s weird that the URL is saying the report was leaked when in fact it was released by the police. It is part of Florida’s sunshine laws. See the following MBPD tweet: x.com
You can see the full three page report since it was also tweeted by MBPD.
Page 1: x.com
Page 2: x.com
Page 3: x.com
Nah, the comment was mine, mate. I was replying to gaffa, though.