K-13 is her favorite song, if you play it you might have a chance

So these are the facts:
A heartbroke barfly sits in a honky-tonk night after night, drinking her old memories down. She’s a white wine kind of gal, unless she starts with the hard stuff-- Tequila shots, with lime and salt. Then, boy, look out. Literally. She might stomp you, and it’s just because of that dangler between your hairy man-thighs.

Rumor is that K-13 on the ol’ jukebox is her favorite song. So without going over to the jukebox and looking, what do you think would be the favorite song of a heartbroken white-wine-drinkin barfly cougar who has the potential to turn to violence against any and all men within eyesight after a few shots of the ol’ Mexican Worm Juice?

Need answer fast!

Mama Was a Working Man

Red-Necked Woman by Gretchen Wilson.

Hell YEAH!

Straight Tequila Night - John Anderson?

I guess that’s more about her than something she’d play.

Jose Cuervo by Shelly West

My Give a Damn’s Busted by Jo Dee Messina.

Maybe the message got garbled, and K-13 is really her favorite TV dog.

I’ve been to paradise, but I’ve never been to me…

When I saw the name of this chat, my mind when right to “Straight Tequila Night” from country legend John Anderson. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
God bless you and him always!!!
Holly

There is absolutely zero chance the answer is anything other than “Don’t Stop Believin’”.

*I cut my bangs with some rusty kitchen scissors
I screamed his name till the neighbors called the cops
I numbed the pain at the expense of my liver…
*

Mama’s Broken Heart

Whatever you do, don’t play B-17. That was his song, that was their song, but it’s ooooover.

Steve Earle Sometimes She Forgets

Great song, covered by Travis Tritt while Steve did time.

Not sure if this would be my final answer, but the first thing that came to mind was “It Wasn’t God Who Made Honky-Tonk Angels” by Kitty Wells.

To me, Travis couldn’t have made a better video for that song. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
God bless you and him always!!!
Holly

Lot of great ideas here. My thought is that K-13 is going to be an upbeat song. Why? Cuz it’s her song. It’s the song that stops her in her tracks and gets her dancing and/or singing along when it comes on. And, if you play your cards right, it’s the song that gets you lucky when you play it.

Keep 'em coming people!

Seriously? That was the most cloying glurge filled piece of video crap I’ve ever seen. some stupid story arc of Travis being in a wheelchair, or some such. I just liked the fact that he recorded it while Steve was incarcerated, giving him some much needed money.

“Favorite” might be too strong a term, but if you play “Coat of Many Colors,” you’ll be getting somewhere.

Travis isn’t in a wheel chair during that song’s video. Go here to see it. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
God bless you and him always!!!
Holly

Bruce Springsteen, ‘Tougher than the Rest’. She’s a heartbroke barfly with good taste.

And I just have to say the OP is a really nice piece of writing. I read it three times because it’s so satisfying to read.