The breaking news of the day was that Karen Hughes is married. In a press release describing how she felt the need to leave the adminstration, effective this summer, to tend to her family who was “feeling a little homesick.”
This of course prompted skepticism around Washington, where government officials derided the concept of Karen Hughes having a family. “I was sure that bitch reproduced by mitosis!” snorted more than one press representative. “Yeah? I didn’t even think she was human – should’a said how she was going home to tend to the rust on her chassis!” riposted one senior editor.
Karen’s office of discipline was contacted multiple times, despite the fact that Ms. Hughes responded each and every time, “I’ll said, what I’ve said before, I think it’s still applicable, that Karl Rove is not a pedophilic priest of satan.”