Karoline Leavitt (and her successors)

This was an … unimpressive debut by Zacharia.

First was a scripted monologue, looking down at the paper and not at the cameras, the journalists, and/or a prompter.

Her nervousness, to me, was palpable.

The opening speech was nothing but a campaign ad for her Audience of One (Trump).

The only questions she took were from three conservative outlets (Fox, Daily Mail, Breitbart):

  1. Whether or not we’re still providing intel to Ukraine (“I’ll have to get back to you”)
  2. About Kimberly Guilfoyle (the Administration has asked her to resign)
  3. How does Zacharia plan to balance the demands of work and family life (Blah, Blah, Blah).

It was … yeah: unimpressive at best.

Here’s a quick recap of her first press conference from NBC News:

The first paragraph summarizes it well:

President Donald Trump’s new White House press secretary Katie Zacharia held an unusually short first briefing with the media Tuesday, concluding after less than 15 minutes and calling on just three reporters, all from conservative outlets.

Much as @DavidNRockies reported. Not very impressive. Of course, it’s only her first one, but it’s not a great start.

But that just means it can only get better from here!

Narrator: It did not get better.

I remember Melania saying when she wanted to have a baby, Trump didn’t want her to get pregnant because she’d get “fat.” I’m guessing a pregnant/post-partem Karoline was repulsive to him.

He gave her an uncharacteristically long time, then. She announced her departure nearly a month ahead of time. When he dumps somebody, it’s usually pretty fast and there’s usually replacement waiting in the wings. It look about two months for the replacement to appear this time.

Truly accomplished professional liars may be scarcer than we think. Most liars are part-time amateurs who sometimes tell the truth.

Maybe he forgot, happens a lot on current events. Past grudges and slights however are living forever in his lizard brain.

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I’ve edited the title now that events have moved past Leavitt and the conversation has focused on her replacement.
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This wasn’t paywalled for me:

So … she’s dishonest. CHECK.

Feature, not bug.

To quote myself from upthread:

Thank you Miller, you are awesome.

:heart:

Scathing review of the “Zachbot” by the Guardian.

I don’t think the written word can communicate just how bad and awkward it was. Weird pauses, smiles at random and inappropriate times, sentences split

in the middle.

See the bit queued up here where she transitions from her prepared lies to the Q&A section. Robotic? Maybe robots 10 years ago. Today’s robots are more lifelike than this.

The only reason she’ll make it more than 1 Scaramucci is that Trump cannot admit a mistake.

That was a performance like someone running for student body president in a middle school giving a speech in the gymnasium for the first time. Except she’s supposed to be the president’s press secretary. YIKES.

More like a grade-school level performance, with the added feature of the mandatory worshipful sycophancy toward the Great Orange One.

Everyone in this wretched regime is incompetent, but this is a high-profile public-facing position. Regardless of how stupid Trump is, she may still only have a career lifespan of a few Scaramuccis.

AIUI it’s not a lie to describe yourself as a lawyer if you’re a graduate of an accredited law school. Misleading maybe.

But you can’t work as a lawyer unless you’re licensed somewhere.

So she’s 1 for 2.

Hmmm, looks like I was wrong (WaPo gift link):

https://wapo.st/3WpWFA3

“A J.D. degree does not make you a lawyer,” said Stephen Gillers, a professor at New York University School of Law.

Bruce A. Green, the director of the Louis Stein Center for Law and Ethics at Fordham University School of Law, agreed. “A law school graduate is just that — a law school graduate,” he said.

That’s not unlike Tom Cotton and his claimed Ranger credentials. He did go to Ranger school but apparently serving as a Ranger is the actual measure - and you don’t have to go to Ranger school to do that.

Cousin Greg before Congress was smoother that woman.

That’s the creepiest thing I’ve seen since Katie Britt’s SOTU rebutal.