Kaylee never tries. She just is.
Since the OP was ‘vs’ instead of ‘or’, I propose a nude mud wrestling arena for the venue.
Kaylee with the strawberry, I know and wholeheartedly approve of. Baily, I don’t know. Therefore I will refrain from voting until someone posts pictures, or preferably video, in the afore-mentioned T-shirt.
For the follow-up question, I would go for Grace Park, but for the “don’t stick it in the crazy” rule. Make it Athena, though, instead of Boomer, and it’s no contest.
This really demands a thread of its own.
But you have to stick with linked pairs: Bailey vs Kaylee, Park vs Park, Betty vs Veronica, Ginger vs Mary Ann.
I’m 42 and remember Jan Smithers quite fondly - especially in Johnny Fever’s Black Death T-shirt. (And remember her line? “I was naked…so I grabbed the first thing I could find”. Whoaaa…)
But I have to give this to Kaylee by an nose. And a pair of lips. So wonderfully sweet, so unconsciously sexy.
Athena is still Park, though. I take it you haven’t watched Battlestar Galactica? The short version is, Boomer and Athena are two different copies of the same Cylon model, but Boomer is crazy and Athena is sane. In fact, she seems to be just about the only sane Eight.
As God is my witness, I thought a Capissen 38 could fly.
That’s Empress Sato buddy!
This is true. I base my knowledge of Battlestar Galactica on what I’ve picked up second hand and what I remember from the original series. Boomer looked like this and Athena looked like this - two completely different people. And Laurette Spang was Cassiopeia and the new series would have been better if it had socialators too.
Kaylee and the strawberry represents foreplay. Bailey in the t-shirt? Afterglow.
I go for afterglow every time. As long as I’m part of the glow their after.
Well, didn’t Athena go a little crazy too? What with the
Shooting Six?
Well, OK, but only a little crazy, and that was in defense against what she had good reason to view as a direct threat to her daughter. All mothers get a little crazy in that kind of situation. It’s nothing compared to the “Hm, I’m bored, how about I turn against everyone and everything I care about and see how that works out?” attitude of most other Eights.
I think I broke my bunk.
Do you remember any more of the plot of this episode? I think I have access to a box set…
I’d have to go with Hoshi, as she’s a cunning linguist. She and I would be perfect together, since I’m such a master debator. 
ETA: I’d follow her into a decontamination chamber any time.
… a really crappy box set. “WKRP in Cincinnati Collectors Edition” (no Amazon or Google Shopping hits). Volume 1 Discs 1-10 and Volume 2 Discs 11-18. No liner notes, no booklets, no info on the disc other than disk number, no anything. I guess I need to sit down and figure out what’s what.
I thought Bailey meant the second oldest Salinger on Party of Five. Anyone else? I was actually intrigued that someone on the Straight Dope was running a non-heterosexual poll on tv sex objects but evidently not.
Oh god Kaylee
Yes and forever Kaylee
Sounds like you have access to a bootleg copy, Oslo.