I just heard from someone at work that Keith Richards has been cast as Cap’n Jack Sparrow’s father in Pirates Of The Caribbean 2. This sounded a little pat, so I Googled about and durned if it doesn’t look true.
Here’s one of the confirming articles.
Assuming Keith Richards can stand upright and act, how cool is that? We know that Johnny Depp was channeling KR when he created his character, so I’m looking forward to see how the two play together.
Maybe they’re trying to save money by bringing in a real walking talking corpse.
My God. I read that as Keith Richards to come aboard Passion of the Christ 2. I was so ready to buy tickets for that.
So did I, RadioWave! Can you imagine? Passion of the Christ 2: The Resurrection starring Keith Richards … now that I would pay to see!
Hey, if you’re going to cast a character who’s risen from the dead, who better than Keith Richards?
Passion of the Christ 2
This Time, He’s PISSED
But the Living Dead thing was already done in PotC1. It’s going to end up like that “2 Death Stars” nonsense in Star Wars.
**And the third day, the dead will rise! Keith Richards is … Zombie Jesus! **
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