Welcome back to the board our friend. We have missed you. I’m glad that you decided to start posting again.
{{{{Kellibelli}}}}}}
Let me echo my best friend’s sentiments and say
Welcome back Kellibelli!
OK, kells, get us back up to speed…
What’s new with shitboy?
How’re the kids?
Any new loves in your life?
How’s the trailer?
Did the water heater ever get fixed?
How about the gunk in the tub?
Life in the Canadian wilderness: Still all it’s cracked up to be?
We want to know!
WB Kelli. 
your pineapple,
Mike
Thanks, it feels good to be back. I keep thinking ‘life is so short’ over and over in my head.
So cheif:
What’s new with shitboy? He saw the kids in May, with his new gf, SHE is awesome! I think she is the bee’s knee’s, and she was great to the boys - who of course thought she was great (they were encouraged to be excited) Shitboy is still being a dork though, and with him living in Alberta, I doubt he will see the kids more than oce a year now.
How’re the kids? better than ever! the oldest just finished grade 3, and my little one starts kindergarten in the fall. sniff
**Any new loves in your life? **do ‘unrequited ones’ count?
**How’s the trailer? **great, but hot
**Did the water heater ever get fixed? **It was the oil furnace, and it was replaced with a super efficient electric one - I have the lowest heating costs of anyone I know! We also have a Neighborhood Watch thingy going on now.
**How about the gunk in the tub? ** Gunk free zone.
Life in the Canadian wilderness: Still all it’s cracked up to be? I do not live in the wilderness. I live in a city, with paved streets.
I was also promoted from selling ads to being the National Advertising Coordinator for the 4 daily papers in the province.
So whats all the juicy stuff here?
Welcome back Kells.
Welcome back Kelli. 
Welcome back kb. Missed you.
Welcome back, Kelli!
Send lobster.
::yeOUCH!::
Okay, okay, so it was worth a try.
::walks off grumbling in the prarie::
Veb
Good to see ya again, Kelli!
Wow, you easterners are really moving up 
Welcome back Kels, now where’s my lobster?
Hi Kelli - Nice to see you back. How is your mom?
Good to see you again, kelli!
I listed you in my “SDMB Milk Carton” thread a month or so back, about posters I valued who were MIA.
Good to have you back.
I’m glad you are back, kelli.
Welcome back, Kelli! How is your mom doing?
My mom is excellent, thank you so much for asking.
Against almost insurmountable odds (5 % chance of surivival) she is cancer free. If she remains like this for 5 years, she is considered cured. Cancer Free. Wow huh? Its weird though, because you are always afraid when they do a recheck that it will be back. Her radiologist called it a sort of miracle. My Grampie cried when she called him, hell, so did I. I was at work, and crying and laughing at the same time, saying: “I dont understand…how?..are they SURE?”
She had already taken the summer off work, and is spending most of her time at the beach, some much needed rest after a wicked year. Even if it comes back, she beat it once, she can do it again.
AND if you people want your lobster, you have to come to NB to get it!
It’s good to have you back. Thank you for sharing your good news about your mother, we sure needed a little sunshine right about now.
Yo Kelli! Welcome back hon!
Although I have little idea who you are, since it makes everyone else so happy it must be good to have you back. I hope we will be friends.
Oh, I love Lobster.
Funny last time I was eating it, my dad told me a story about when he was at MIT a guy he knew volunteered for a study, where you had to, eat Lobster (and just Lobster) 3 times a day for 30 days (all the Lobster was free of course). He gave up on the 22 day.