Uh, congrats on 2000 Kelli, I’m trying to catch up to you !
As for the rest of the op, well um, :o . I’m kind of addicted to the the LIONsob. He knows what to touch, when, where and how. After 23 years with him , no one else stands a chance. ( Not even Byz, who I would put at the top of my list if I swung anywhere near that direction. )
Congrats kelli on Y(our)2K!
::sets chair next to bluepony::
What magnification are you using?
Ayesha – I’m flattered that you would consider me! After the way you and Lion were practically in each other’s pants during our meeting I would say my consideration on either one of your parts would be fleeting at BEST! You two are so into each other a pretty little thing like me doesn’t stand much of a chance!
Frankly, if I had what you two have, I’d be the same way. You guys ROCK! When I find my soul mate, I’ll bet I’m the same; I’ll look and think, yeah, okay, maybe if… but in the end I’ll go back to my soul mate.
I must say I am disturbed by the nature of this thread though. I certainly hope that you are not seriously considering deviant sex. I will have to join the other men in keeping a close eye on the developments.
Well, let’s just talk about this, hmmm? Sorta like a massive tequila body shot? 
2Sense:
You have the next beer run. And bring some more Cheetos.
You know? It’s not like I thought, in fact. I think I was really bad at it, actually. The lesbianism that is. I’ve yet to get my 2000 post, so I have no experiance with THAT yet!
'Grats, kells!
'Member the time we fucked with heatherlee’s head? Gosh, I wish I could find that thread…
Congratulations Kelli.
Now, as it seems I am not supposed to be here, I will promptly leave and then go look in through the window.
Yours,
Falcon – I guess so, since no other poster seems to have a bit of humor or fun… so, now, where is this salt? On your chest or should I delve lower??? Oh, my, what do we have here… ChiefScott, what are you DOING down there?
'Scuse me.
Oh, you are excused and all… now, honey, whip off that uniform and assume the position!
If I spend any more time in this goddamned thread, I’ll NEVER make 2000 posts!
Congrats, Kelli!
Congrats, Kelli.
If reincarnation is an option, I want to return as a lesbian. I can still chase women and get to play golf from the red tees. Mmmmmmm…women and golf!
Congratulations on your post count Kell. And um, whatever else you decide. :smoothie scuffles her feet in the dirt with a red face and then runs:
I never thought I’d hit 2000 before you did!
Nice to finally see you here.
Welp, guess I’ll be going now…
No, really. I gotta go.
OK, maybe I’ll hang out for just a bit.
< Gets out video camera and sets up arc lights >
Whoa slow down Byz Woman, I’m thinking we should be taking applications for the centre of this oreo. Line up over to the left boys, resumes in hand.
Scotty, all you had to do was ask…
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=3614
Wow, this is going to be a very long day. I read that as “Straight POPE causes lesbianism”.
P.S. Congrats
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Just what the hell does squicking have to do with Kelli’s number of posts?