Ok, I am ‘straight’, but damnit Byz, you make me wonder!
C’mon lesbians!
Tell me everything… I am going to a wedding on Saturday night of a swinger couple, hell, I might make a life change. 
So…whats it like to have sex with a woman?? (Guys you can pitch in here too!)
Yeah, what is it like… I used to know these two lesbians and they were totally against toys (dildos, etc.). Don’t you like penetration. I DO!!! i DO!!!
Well, I can’t add anything to the lesbian conversation, but happy 2000th kells!
Happy 2K, KelliBelli!!
If Neuro comes in here, I’ll show y’all how to seduce a lesbian.
Dibs on the seat in the front row!
You know I rarely come in here anymore but low and behold… looky what I find when I do!
Straight? My ass! You’re as bent as I am! Oh, you mean sexually straight! That’s just because you haven’t found the right lady!
What’s it like? It’s like sex with a man in a lot of ways. You have to learn about your partner, what they like and don’t like.
Some lesbians think that penetration is too “male” and refrain because it smacks of dominance or “pretending” but I don’t agree. I’ve used toys with male partners too.
Sex is really about the same no matter who you’ve jumped in the sack with. You ask, you suggest, you touch and notice the response. Some like to talk, others don’t. It’s about pleasing your partner but also pleasing yourself. Don’t get involved in something you don’t feel comfortable with. If you are interested in trying something, suggest it. If your partner suggests something that out and out turns you off, tell them.
I’ve had women come on to me just because they want to “try” lesbian sex. I don’t assuage them. I’m not a toy. I’m not a book to be checked out because you’re curious. My partner’s have to have a basic interest in touching ME. Not just because I’m a woman. It has to be about who I am, not what I look like or what I carry around in my pants.
Okay, I’m off the soap box (or the box full of toys, whatever)!
Happy 2000. I’m at 1400 I think. I’ll never get to 2000 unless I give up running the river during the summer!
So, did I seduce you?
You should get Anthracite in here to tell you how to seduce ladies. She’s already seduced me, and Lord knows who else.
Love ya Anth
And congrats Kelli.
Is it just me or was Byz a little reserved in that one?
We should get all the women on the board to convert - imagine the headlines! STRAIGHT DOPE CAUSES LESBIANISM!
Happy 2000.
You have to at least LIKE the other girl…and I have to agree that it is total BS to sleep with a lesbian just because you want to “see what it’s like” . Which I know wasn’t the point, but I wanted to throw that out there.
Back to the OP…well, I very highly recommend it, myself. Then again, I’m campaining to turn as many women on these board bi at LEAST, so you should take my advice with a grain of salt.
I was reserved because I’m not in my familiar ground of the Pit where I can be the flaming potty mouth I’m known for! This is MPSIMS so I refrain from more graphic depictions of what I COULD do to you, or any other poster, for that matter!
Hamadryad – “so you should take my advice with a grain of salt.” And mine with a few straight shots! So, Ham, what are YOU up to this weekend?
Well, lessee…we’ve got salt, liquor…
I’ll bring the limes!
Whooo Hooooo!!!
:::dragging beach chair and cooler from now-defunct “Bratman/Tony the Tigress” thread:::
:::Looks at checklist:::
beach umbrella? (check)
beer cold? (check)
Cheetos? (check)
binoculars? (check)
videocam? (check)
:::opens first beer, adjusts focus:::
Life is good!
Congrats, kelli!
Move over, Bluepony. I wanna watch this too. In the interests of science, of course.
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We should get all the women on the board to convert - imagine the headlines! STRAIGHT DOPE CAUSES LESBIANISM! **[/QUOTE]
Well, with guys like Coldfire in here, that line is already true.
hey, Kelli…
How YOU doin’?
Congratulations kelli. Hopefully I’ll make it to 1000 by the end of the year.
Happy 2000!!! egads, i’ll never make a thou let alone two.
:: opens lawn chair next to Bluepony, takes a seat, proceeds to video tape from here on out ::
ACTION!!
Dear, I posted an attempt on Eve in the following thread:
Prior Lesbian Seduction of Eve Thread.
I think a quote from my response can sum it up best:
What else do you need to know? Byzantine has some great points in her answer. Ask pepperlandgirl too, I think she has a better idea than she’s letting on…
Persephone – it’s called “prurient” interests. Not scientific. But it’s still just as interesting!
Anthracite – “Byzantine has some great points in her answer.” And in her shirt! Budumpah! (That should be like a drum roll thing)
Falcon – I’d love to rub a lime along your arm and then lick it off while I peruse that tattoo. Can I then lick salt off your “naughty bits” after I kick back my shot?
Hmmmm…my wife borrowed my Atlanta Braves jersey once…
OH MY GOD, I’M A LESBIAN TOO!!!
:::Fluttering eyelashes at Persephone:::
Shall we get into the spirit of this thread sweetie?
Oh man, I am one sick puppy…