Don’t bother, hon!
Matter of fact, leave the shirt off and the hair undone. Save us both time and trouble.
Where have you been all my life? You and I are two who:
“no sooner met but they looked, no sooner looked but they
loved, no sooner loved but they sighed, no sooner
sighed but they asked one another the reason, no
sooner knew the reason but they sought the remedy”
–As You Like It, Act 5, Scene ii
Anything that’ll get me off, actually. I would not presume to tell advise such expert women on the topic of sensuality:
“You seem to me as Dian in her orb,
As chaste as is the bud ere it be blown;
But you are more intemperate in your blood
Than Venus, or those pamper’d animals
That rage in savage sensuality.”
–Much Ado About Nothing, Act 4, Scene i