Mr. Dimwit has sued the cable company for the intellectual demise of his otherwise Harvard-bound progeny, as well as his wife now rivalling the size of an SUV.
Yes, Einstein-they were all forced at gunpoint to watch hour after hour of Dyke Van Dick reruns while consuming cheese curls by the boxload.
An appropriate punishment for people such as these has yet to be devised. :wally
Just saw your post. There is another one about this. Give me some time and I will link it.
These people are morons who should not be allowed to exist in the same galaxy with the rest of us. Can we put them on the next manned space flight to Mars or something and just leave them there?
Why fuck up Mars, norinew?
Morons will always be morons. There will always be morons. We should be pitting the system that allows people to sue companies for allowing them to be stupid and lazy.
Heck, check out this follow-up story of the guy’s press conference!
http://www.wisinfo.com/thereporter/news/archive/local_14086913.shtml
At least he hasn’t (yet) sued the company/ies that forced food down his wife’s throat until she was fifty pounds overweight.
My cable company sued me for $10,000 after leaving the cable on in my house for about 3 years. This after I had called them to cancel and returned their cable box. Sent a fucking process server to my house and actually took the case before a judge. There was a fucking trial.
I have little sympathy for cable companies. I hope he gets the computers.
county, if I may ask, what was the outcome of the trial? If you don’t want to get into it, I understand and won’t press you. That’s ridiculous, though.
This cunt is a gutless, spineless, dickless, soulless, gormless, craven, filth ridden, vile, syphilitic little goblin with about as much by way of brains as a laboratory rodent that’s spent all its formative years being tested for the effects of blue star acid on cognitive ability.
I’m avowedly against the death penalty but I wholeheartedly advocate the summary execution of this scrofulous subhuman to provide sweet relief to all who are SICK TO THE FUCKING BACK TEETH of these shitwitted plaintiffs and their idiotic lawsuits.
He, his gargantuan slack cunted gutterwhore wife and his fat fucking tick like children need to die slowly, bloodily and publicly to ward off other moneygrubbing litigious bastards with similar ideas.
Only then will we have peace.
No problem, the judge found me not guilty. It was an experience though. I had to go to “poor peoples” court about 3-4 times over this (including the trial). That is where they sue all the poor people (And deadbeats if they can ifnd them). It was/is a miserable process to have to go thru. But it was interesting to watch the cable company process all their cases.
The selection process was…?
Well, I don’t know them personally, like you, but it is a two-way street as far as I am concerned.
I don’t understand what you mean.
Oh Lordy, that press conference was priceless. The best part is when he says his wife is miffed at his reporting that she got fat. And one of the little tykes is thirty. And that when he said to one of the cable employees that she’d be swimming with the sharks soon, he meant the sharks of the media. Oh what the hell, it’s ALL good parts.
At least he’s not going to actually go forward with the suit. Damn, I was so looking forward to that testimony.
This guy gives rubes a bad name.
I don’t see anything wrong with the system. The cable company should countersue for legal fees. Providing the morons don’t win, the system works.
We should put them all in the first intergalactic transport, and assure them that the rest of us will be following shortly.
From the link:
“The ‘B’ Ark is now ready for boarding at Gate 14B. Please have your boarding passes and IQ test results ready for the gate attendant.”