My 10-year old daughter happened across the term “lap dance” today and asked what it means. When I told her that it’s when the naked ladies at strip clubs sqirm around on you lap, she asked “what if they fart?” I felt an Art Linkletter-like urge to say to everyone out there in TV-land “isn’t that precious?” (instead I offer this to you guys in cyber-land). My second impulse was to realise that, for some of the trolls recently stupiding-up this message board, that would probably be an common occurance in their love lives.
(An Art Linkletter aside to all you old movie buffs - have any of you seen 1949’s “Champagne for Caesar?” If only someone like the Ronald Coleman character would show up on Who Wants To Ba A Millionaire!)
Your deep sea diving suit is ready, me brave lad.
LOL! Oddly enough, I’m sure that costs extra!
Shine on, you crazy diamond!
It’s actually a dilemma I’ve been faced with. Doing a table dance and needing to fart. Typically I’d just do a few steps of my dance a little farther away and eek it out slow and quiet like.
Something that guys do to dancers for some unknown reason is blow on their butt when they’re facing away (generally your butt is less than a foot from them at this point). I do not know why they do it, but it is universally considered to be highly annoying according to every dancer I’ve met. I usually just ignored it, or if they had really dangerous breath, asked them to stop. One dancer I knew though, would fart on them when they did it, and then say “it blows back”. Knowing her, I don’t doubt for a minute that she did it too.
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the Abrams’ bris was certainly memorable
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