Do you intend making this experience a hobby or is it just a one off?
Just askin’
People on this board can be so cruel.
God bless’em all.
[QUOTE=Aioua]
well… for some reason I have these standards, which keep getting in the way. Alas.
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Then you are doomed to be a virgin forever.
Standards, schmandards! Grab a bottle of Jager, find a sorority, and get to humping! 
[QUOTE=silenus]
It’s “made it,” but it is a bit run together. The sound file is here.
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Yeah, I’m pretty sure that sappy old Bread song didn’t say “I want to mated with you”.
[QUOTE=Aioua]
grumbles curse you, virginity! and you stupid college girls who do nothing but drink and have no brains and I find repugnant… yarr…
um, GG I guess Auto.
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I’m way past college, dear, but there are a few of us out there who don’t drink in college and aren’t stupid. Keep looking. Join clubs. You’ll find us. We’re quieter and a little more work, but I rather think we’re worth it. 
Er…congrats, Auto?
FTR, while I’m closer to Orlando than AuntBeast (love the user name), I was nowhere near **Auto ** or Orlando any time in the last week, except Friday, when I was in the company of two co-workers all day long (and they’ll back me up if they know what’s good for 'em).
[QUOTE=Aioua]
well… for some reason I have these standards, which keep getting in the way. Alas.
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Save the standards for when you’re out of college.
[QUOTE=chowder]
Do you intend making this experience a hobby or is it just a one off?
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While I consider myself an amateur hobbyist, my experience is growing daily (for the time being ;))
So, tell us about [del]Leela[/del] your honey…
[QUOTE=DustyButt]
Has she always been a woman or is this a recent thing?
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lol…
Congrats buddy! Details?
[QUOTE=ShiefferSaw]
Congrats buddy! Details?
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Actually, my guess would be in de vaginas.
Now you’re prepared in case you’re sentenced to death by snu-snu.
[QUOTE=Autolycus]
While I consider myself an amateur hobbyist, my experience is growing daily (for the time being ;))
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Mine too, but it always shirnks again right afterwards. Don’t get too excited about it.
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
Mine too, but it always shirnks again right afterwards. Don’t get too excited about it.
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Actually, getting excited will keep it from shirnking.
[QUOTE=Hypno-Toad]
Actually, getting excited will keep it from shirnking.
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Thank you for your subtlety and forbearance. You are a true gentleman. 