Do you intend making this experience a hobby or is it just a one off?
Just askin’
People on this board can be so cruel.
God bless’em all.
Then you are doomed to be a virgin forever.
Standards, schmandards! Grab a bottle of Jager, find a sorority, and get to humping! 
Yeah, I’m pretty sure that sappy old Bread song didn’t say “I want to mated with you”.
I’m way past college, dear, but there are a few of us out there who don’t drink in college and aren’t stupid. Keep looking. Join clubs. You’ll find us. We’re quieter and a little more work, but I rather think we’re worth it. 
Er…congrats, Auto?
FTR, while I’m closer to Orlando than AuntBeast (love the user name), I was nowhere near **Auto ** or Orlando any time in the last week, except Friday, when I was in the company of two co-workers all day long (and they’ll back me up if they know what’s good for 'em).
Save the standards for when you’re out of college.
While I consider myself an amateur hobbyist, my experience is growing daily (for the time being ;))
So, tell us about [del]Leela[/del] your honey…
lol…
Congrats buddy! Details?
Actually, my guess would be in de vaginas.
Now you’re prepared in case you’re sentenced to death by snu-snu.
Mine too, but it always shirnks again right afterwards. Don’t get too excited about it.
Actually, getting excited will keep it from shirnking.
Thank you for your subtlety and forbearance. You are a true gentleman. 