Hmmm…Autolycus isn’t on-line. Guess the clinic is open.
sigh
Ok, Auto. I was hoping to put this off a little while longer, but I think it’s time we had the talk.
Proof that “Weird Florida” isn’t a misnomer.
In my defense, while I am a female residing in the great state, I was geographically distant enough to remove me from any speculation.*
*in case any dopers thought their might be some ladle sympathizers here.
How do we know it happened in Florida? Did he do a Horatio Caine sunglass-flip?
Just CYA, know whaImsayin’?
Even though we weren’t given a date/time for said occurance, all of my time since Thursday can be accounted for by witnesses and time clocks.
wtf does occurance not register with the spell check? Have I entered some alternate reality? Although Auto scoring does seem to indicate we have entered into The Twilight Zone.
Cite?
You know porch wall taco woman doesn’t count, right?
Lemme see if I got this right…Saturday afternoon you had lunch with a bunch of Dopers…Sunday night you got laid?
I had no idea we were so powerful but I’m some of our Doper sexiness must’ve rubbed off (figuratively, not literally).
I sense an SDMB meme in the making…
Well, unlike Zapp, it wasn’t my first time, and it wasn’t a doper. It was somebody I talked about at Orlandope though. That’s all I’m sayin’ 
Nitpick: It’s mated, not made it.
Let’s not go jumping to conclusions.
Hope she doesn’t become a doper. I doubt this thread would go over well. 
I’m honestly not seeing the problem.
If that’s true, I’m kind of disappointed. ‘Made it’ is funnier.
It’s “made it,” but it is a bit run together. The sound file is here.
Score!
ahem
Hey, the planet’s called Virgon 6. I never caught that before.
Either Bill Cowher or Chuck Noll once told the Steeler team (Re: end zone celebrations):
“When you get to the end zone, act like you’ve been there before”.
well… for some reason I have these standards, which keep getting in the way. Alas.
I, for one will say “Congratulations man!!”
However, I will say “For shame!” for every day that you fail to post an account of a similar conquest. You will be judged by the ratio that results from this.
Zapp got some once, out of pity, you’re better than that. Just kidding, everyone loves vaginae. EVERYONE!
Yay vagina!