Dudes listen up…I seriously think that you guys should check out a few bands if you haven’t already…but I’m warning u, they rock!! Lessee…there’s Flybanger, with a great song called Cavalry; Fu Manchu who of course are on tour right now; the Rollins Band (yes, THE Henry Rollins Band); and finally the one, the only: Static-X who if you’ve never heard of you need to get out more, because they can’t possibly kik any more ass than they already do. Check em out you won’t be sorry!!
You forgot about JerkWaterJive!
Roots&Radicals,
-ldiot8oy
JerkWaterJive
…Ska and Punk never tasted so good together!
Well, I’m convinced.
Uh… whoa, dude! Right on, man!
Also:
The Bee Gees
Bobby Vinton
Conway Twitty
Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
Petula Clark
The Monkees
Kick ass! Yeah!! Kick ass!!!
I think I’m going to go distill my life down to 250 seconds of alternative radio-friendly bliss.
Ah, huh-huh-huh…fire…cool. Huh-huh.
I think the following kik ass:
Air Supply
Neil Diamond
Michael Bolton (his hairdo makes me get all hot and bothered)
The Alan Parsons Project
Wayne Newton
And of course, the biggest ass kik-er of all:
Kenny G.
Like wow, I think Barry Manilow kiks major ass! Ooooh and that John Denver, his music kiks major booty!
Duuuuuude rock on! Yeah! Rock baby!
Dominus ex equo descendit, villamque intravit.
RD and GB…when are you dope homies gonna return those 8-tracks I loaned y’allz? Damn! Girlfriend be TRIPPIN’ witout her BeeGees. KnowwhutI’msayin’? Belieeee dat. Peace out!
Now there’s nothing unexpected about the water giving out; “Land” is not a word we have to shout.
Oh, don’t pay any attention to them, lilbizkitbaby, they just aren’t with it. They’re just a bounch of lame-ass losers because they don’t define their lives by the music they listen to, unlike you or I. Keep up the fight, though. Once they realize that these bands are really the most important thing, and dedicate their lives to spreading the word, they will understand. Just think, someday, the whole world will be like us. Rabidly, slavishly devoted to the ultimate truth in music, whatever that happens to be at the moment. Beautiful, isn’t it? Keep up the good fight, my friend! Carry your message near and far! Tell the world and its denizens how wretched they are, and how illusory their happiness! Come back when you have led the nations of the earth back into the light!
And not until then.
Carry on!
Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.
I don’t care what any of you lame dudes and dudettes say, Vanilla Ice rulez. 
Note to self, don’t piss Neuro-trash grrrl off.
" The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference."
Elie Wiesel
Voted SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy (No Mom, I have no idea why they think that)
Vanilla Ice tried a comeback recently as a industrial/metal type thing, complete with a Kornish sounding version of Ice Ice Baby (not surprising, since he used Korn’s producer).
It’s actually kinda… good.
I can’t believe I just said that.
After seeing the Behind the Music on him, I have a little more respect for him. He may of been bought and sold back in the 80’s, but he does sill know how to do his own thing, and is on my list of people that would be cool to talk to over a few beers. As long as he promised never, ever, to try to do a reggae song again.
http://www.madpoet.com
“I never meant to hurt you,” you said,
And buried yourself in lies instead.
Next time I would rather be slain,
Than forced to bear your mercy again.
I like Winger.
TMR
“Give myself a mullet, hook the Flowbie to the Kirby…”
Pardon me whilst I vomit at thy poor taste in muzik. I’m wiggy Klub Kid limpbiznitch an I gots to trow it out ta my BOIIIZZZZ, Joy Electric and Bis KEEP UP DA GOOD FIGHT DOGZ! **TEEN-C POWER! ** Peace out!
Where’s my side of FUN!?
Kisses!
Ophy
“KIK ASS”? What means this “KIK ASS”?
Oh Hell Yeah, I’m listening to my rippin’ RATT album right now. Or maybe not.
“I have a lot of good ideas, problem is most of them suck.” -George Carlin
Well, the music industry is really shitty, but that doesn’t mean that you can’t like all kinds of music.
I have so many CD’s (I am sure that some of you have more than I do.) and people who see the collection I have amassed say
“Wow. You have everything from Mozart to Kid Rock to Bob Marley to Celtic bagpipes to the Reservoir Dogs soundtrack. You have the most fucked-up taste in music I have ever seen.”
This is just because I listen to everything, and some folks can’t understand why I’m not one of those metal-head purists or some gangster or some hick or some punk or some R&B soul brother or some hip-hop playa or some techno goth freak.
I really love music. All kinds, high and low, hidy-ho, to and fro, wherever I go. I don’t care about the industry, the politics, the scandal, the news or anything like that. I could give a fuck who did what drug or who fucks who, who’s sleeping with who. If it sounds good, I listen to it.
Don’t get me wrong, some music speaks to me and gives me shivers, and that kicks ass. I can get the soul of music as well as any “genre specific purist”, I just don’t limit myself to one type of music.
Is that so wrong?
Vanilla Ice sounds “Kornish”??? Does he sing in Welsh? Are there game hens backing him?
Wha?
Plunging like stones from a slingshot on Mars.
No, I heard he sounds a little like Corning Revere, he’s cooking.
“I have a lot of good ideas, problem is most of them suck.” -George Carlin
Hey wiseass, Alan Parsons Project’s Tales of Mystery and Imagination is one of my favorite albums. It may be overproduced, 70’s, dinosaur, concept rock but, uh…um. I thought I had a point to make but it seems to have escaped me. Never mind.
Come, let us go. I’ve a cask of amontillado.