I like these bands:
Drown
Grinspoon
Pushmonkey
20 Dead Flower Children
Clutch (these guys are super kickass)
Crystal Method
Junkie XL
Deftones
Gravity Kills
Filter
Stabbing Westward
Fringe
Godsmack
Rage Against the Machine
Kilgore
Pitchshifter
Life of Agony
Fear Factory
Black Lab
Faith No More (too bad they don’t exist anymore!)
Bands I despise:
Korn
Metallica
Orgy (only Blue Monday is good-and thats a remake)
Coal Chamber
Limp Bizkit (These guys are GIMPY!!!)
Pearl Jam
Helmet
Pantera
Rush
Phish
“How’s it going Mr. Peterson?”
“It’s a dog eat dog world, Woody & I’m wearing Milk Bone
underwear.” -from Cheers
These are all excellent names for bands, as Dave barry would say. How about:
Dental Appointment
Teflon president
Slobodan’s lobotomy
Head cleaner
Rewind
“Canada’s best-paid lap dancer.”
Some good old bands:
Buzzcocks
The Fall
XTC
Orange Juice
All (and the Decendants)
The Chills
Young Fresh Fellows
Madness
Squeeze
The Feelies
Iggy Pop (Lust for Life & the Idiot in particular)
“A friend will help you move house. A best friend will help you move a body.”–Alexi Sayle
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Molly Hatchet
Blackfoot
Nazareth
Nantucket
ZZ Top
Flatt & Scruggs
The Dillards
Louis Armstrong
Count Basie
Billy Thorpe
Petra
Eclectic enough?
Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick it once and you will suck forever.
Cowboy Mouth
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Drivin’ and Cryin’
Guns ‘n’ Roses (together for Woodstock?)
Dave Mathews
Allman Brothers
Doobie Brothers
Garth Brooks
Dixie Chicks
Rage Against the Machine
Nine Inch Nails
Kid Rock
Beastie Boys
Shania Twain
“Southerners can never resist a losing cause.”
Margaret Mitchell
wow, i am impressed and glad to hear someone mention man or astroman? they are a great band, i went to see them this weekend at the roxy. they put on a show to put others to shame.
impressive things about the show.
1.)roadie whose entire job is to play samples
2.)they have their own projectionist.
3.)helmet is set on fire.
4.)they have no encore.
5.)tesla coil tesla coil tesla coil
6.)combination of rock and roll and genetic engineering.
a few in the catagory of good bands:
bad religion
foo fighters
the beatles
phunk junkees
nofx
chemical brothers
mxpx
nirvana
tool
rage against the machine
fear factory
and don’t you forget good ol’ creedence clearwater revival
bands that must be burned and all of their music and fans along with them
all boy bands (including but not limited to: backstreet boys, nsync, five, 98 degrees)
that transvestite whore with breast implants at 17 brittany spears
most rap (except busta rymes cuz his videos are nifty)
celine dion
jewel
sarah mclaughlin (and all those lilith fair bitches)
all in all, every band that doesnt have some point to their music. especially the sellouts.
I don’t know how the billions will survive but I’ll believe in God when 1 and 1 is five.
Beeruser- If you want to hear an interesting tribute to Soundgarden, pick up Johnny Cash’s last CD. Not only does he do a great cover of “Rusty Cage” but also a song written by Beck (“Rowboat”).